In case you need tangible confirmation that we live in a nation composed largely of brain-dead morons, take a look at this week’s number one movie. However, something as trite as Beverly Hills Chihuahua can rule the box-office, then surely there has to be a market for a remake of Predator starring Gary Kubiak as ‘Dutch’ and Whirlybird Sage Rosenfels as ‘The Choppa’.
Dude got rocked. There’s no way we will see a better hit this week. Wait, what?