Your numbell one smirretime leceivel doesn’t like getting fines for plays he doesn’t get flagged for, and this is a classic example. Keith Rivers, the Bengals first-round pick from this past year left the game with a sandy vagina.
UPDATE: Turns out he’s out for the year. With a vagina.
After that pick 6, I have a feeling today will a great day for my Manning Face collage.
Good God he fucked him up. I guess today wasn’t a good Sunday to call in since I slept through the early games anyway.
Whoops. Rivers done for the year.
Damn, no smirretime foll Keith Livels
That’s what happens when you take away Hines’ smirre; he fucked his shit up.
/hopes Roger Goodell DIAF
is cincinnati once again the siberia of football?
with the slow motion, you can almost hear the bionic man sound effects
Another pick six for Manning.
I think a Raider just asked the referee if there was “still a 2:00 minute warning and everything” in overtime.
That freaking douche of a fake coach for the Raiders had to play smartass timeouts. Jerkwad deserved the second field goal to go in. He had the fucking game.
Don’t you just love it when NO ONE wants to win the game?
Yeah, sandy vagina = broken jaw and out for season because of Ward’s deadly spear-move of douchebaggery. Get fucked in your smirre-holes, the both of yous.
He leads with the shoulder.
Looked like helmet met face intentionally.
I love that Hines is a good blocker and don’t think he deserved a fine last week, but this hit looks fine-worthy.
damn that aggravating son of bitch knows how to throw the blindside licks.
Hines Wald = Smirre Elasel
Out for the season . . .
How much you wanna bet that Hines doesn’t get a suspension or fine?
So solly, Hines aim foll Reon Harr, end up with Keiff Livels. Arr Bengars rook arike.
Hines’ helmet broke a players jaw, and you all are guessing he’s gonna get fined? No way! His helmet is gonna be suspended 2 games though.
I like how you spell it “Theatre” with the English -re ending. That makes it classy… whoa! He really did get knocked the fuck out. Dayum…
Crown of helmet, meet jaw. Nothing legal about it.
The Bungles are a joke. Eat it, Queen City.
Bungles are now without their 1st round draft pick (9th overall) and the teams 2nd leading tackler. Legal hit, you got jacked-up by Hines Ward and now your jaw’s all fucked up…. deal with it pansy.
When will the t-shirt taunting Keith Rivers be available from Steelers-related web sites? We are all waiting with bated breath.
Just make sure you make them large enough.
See, bitter Pats fan HoP, you don’t see me pitching a fucking fit when people make fun of Rashard Mendenhall’s season-ending injury at the hands of a rival team’s star. Lighten up, Francis.
There are no yellow cards in (American) football: don’t like seeing dudes getting lit up? Go watch fucking soccer.
That is because Rashard Mendenhall sucks. Although, I would probably take him over Maroney.
G.G. for the win.
@ Ape While a little homerism is good for the soul, you border on the excessive and you are a Steelers fan to boot.
/prays for ape to not become unsufferable after lobbing so many taunts at wapo.com
@HoP You are the archetype for worthless Boston fans. Lets scapegoat a really good talent and excellent team member for struggling with a lot of the same issues that are not his fault that the rest of the team faces!
/in it through thick and thin
the only thing missing from that hit was a cloud of smoke right before contact.
But Sundays are for homerism!
Oh noes! Karmic payback!