Submitted for your ridicule: “Teach Me How to Raji” by ‘Sconsin Sag District.
Aaaaand, I’m back on the Steeler’s bandwagon.
Goddammit, now they have TWO retarded celebrations? And just when I was talking myself into rooting for the Packers…
I could not get through that video, it is that horrible.
Whenever you are feeling depressed, just take pride in knowing that you aren’t a member of ‘Sconsin Sag District.
They need help learning how to be black. The fat part comes naturally.
This is way better than that Steelers’ fan parody, “I Whip My Gunt Back and Forth”
I like how, of the two black guys featured in the video, one obviously works there and the other looks like an exchange student.
I’m not going to watch this because it’s going to make me want to root for the Steelers.
I didn’t think it was possible for someone to make me like the Steelers. I guess I was wrong.
@LaFavre: Not so fast my friends… I heard this one on the radio this morning.
I am going to comment before and after i have watched this video.
Ok so here is my “before” comment.
Gee, I guess I’ll watch this how bad could it be? I think I will be rooting for the Packers and Rodgers by the way.
Goes to watch video.
Ok I could’t make it to the end, the douche chills were overwhelming my body’s ability to cope with the onslaught.
I have to admit though that there are a few females in that video who are definitely bone-able, even without being hammered.
I especially liked the white sweater.
Eat yourself to death you fat fucks.
/Bitter Bears fan
//Also Minnesota alum having to listen to ‘teach me how to bucky”
///I hope that fucking state gets hit by a comet
If their dancing ability is any indication, there is a lot of lousy fucking going on in Wisconsin.
Well, shit. Now that song is stuck in my head and I’m going to have to kill myself. Go Steelers, thanks for not spurring me to a tragic, premature demise.
In Wisconsin, the middle one’s a solid 7.
I didn’t know Carlton was living in ‘sconi these days…
Sweet ass shot at the 0:35. Shake that thang.
@Upstate Underdog. Went back to look.
Laughing so hard I’m crying.
Sometimes I really, really hate being white…but then I get my paycheck. HOORAY inequality!
The current kids at my old high school did a much better version that was picked up by Huffington Post. This is pathetic.
That could not be any cooler….go pack.
well… that ruined my day.
@85 – I watched the first few seconds of that vid – unfortunately, I’m prohibited by court order from watching the entire thing. Something, something about age of consent.
“Teach Me How To Raji” is what happens when white people are allowed access to the internet and the funny videos therein, but have no people of color to show them how to dance.
That video has rendered me permanently disinterested in sex. Who should my wife sue?
What do you mean, ‘people of color?’
@Chad Henne: He SAID, Black Guys help the White Guys!
/shoves Chad Henne
If it’s made by fans and not Eastern Kentucky, the video is a waste of time.
I just feel like maybe this isn’t exactly what Vince Lombardi meant when he said, “Act like you’ve been there before.”
Uuughhh. Damn grateful I don’t live there.
There are black people in Wisconsin??!!
I’m crying on the inside, that is what’s wrong with America
I did not learn how to Raji.
Ugh. I’m heading over to Deadspin until the Super Bowl is over and Ape’s insufferable Steeler “fan”dom doesn’t come through on every other post.
“Hey, people from Wisconsin are fat. And white.” Just like people from Pittsburgh . . . .
“Hey, Steelers fans rule! We were the first to cleverly come up with a waving a towel thing.” Unless you count the Twins’ Homer Hanky. . . .
There are black people in Wisconsin
Those are the professional athletes.
Wait, so everyone is on the Steelers bandwagon now? No wonder people hate Steeler fans!
I am overwhelmingly white, can’t dance, and rarely attempt it. If anyone whipped out a video camera and attempted to record my spastic white man stumbling, he’d get a Hines Ward cheap shot in a heartbeat.
And wow, lots of chunks in that video. My GF is a Madison native. And 115 pounds soaking wet. I am indeed a lucky man.
This is what I find expecting in lieu of a sexy friday post?
@Chad Henne Checkdown Clinic: I mean anyone who’s not white. Black, brown, red, yellow, chartreuse, aquamarine, whatever. Just someone with some rhythm, dammit.
There are some fucking ugly people in Wiscaaaansin. If my hatred for the Steelers wasn’t so strong, I would definitely stop rooting for thre Pack to win after viewing that abortion.
Q: Why do white people always laugh nervously when dancing, especially when they know they can’t fucking dance at all? Just sit down and have another white wine spritzer.
Can we all acknowledge now that rap/hip hop jumped the shark at least a decade ago? At least…
Everybody involved in the production of this video, including the “soundtrack,” should be renditioned to Kazakhstan.
What did the Kazak’s ever do to you ?
Wow, I’ve never seen that many white people dance without rhythm at one time in my life. And I’ve been to plenty of hipster gatherings.
And to think I came to this site looking for sexy friday
With any luck this humiliates Raji into NOT celebrating with dances any more … now if we can just get them to quit with the f-ing belt b.s.
What could BJ Raji possible think of this? Here’s a man born in Compton, with parents who immigrated from Nigeria, raised in New Jersey, and could probably eat anyone in that video.
Have to admit; masturbated to uncoordinated lesbian women’s BB team doing the Rad-ji…. I mean HELLO! SPLUDGE!!
Damn, now I’ve had to poke my eyes out after making it through half that video.
if that was your fat NT dancing in the endzone, you’d love it. BJ Raji is a sex machine.