Lions sign Carlin Isles, fastest rugby player in the world, to practice squad


In keeping with an old Detroit Christmas tradition, the Lions have nothing to play for in week 17.  But they made a surprise move that will allow us to post some boxing day speed-porn. So, thank you for being you, Lions.

They signed Carlin Isles, the fastest player in international rugby (and possibly any non-track sport) to a practice squad contract as a wide receiver and kick returner. Isles is a former WR at Ashland University, where he was also a track & field All-American and ran a 10.13 second 100 yard dash.

Isles’ reported 4.19 40-yard dash time attracted the eyes of U.S. Eagles rugby coaches. Within a year of picking up the sport of rugby sevens, he was making the best players in the world look foolish by doing things like this:

Isles apparently ran a 4.22 for NFL scouts in a recent workout which was good enough for the Lions to declare prima nocta on him. The Lions are smart to finally bring in a speed receiver since they have a history of “possession” guys like Charles Rogers and Titus Young not working out for them.

As for Isles, the good news is he’ll make $5,200 for a week’s worth of work and probably only lose $2,000 of that in a week’s worth of muggings.

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