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“Come at me, refbro” had me laughing, and then I got to the “Zero”, and it made me sad, because somewhere, Wayne Weaver sees that photo and wonder how that asshole Jerry Richardson gets a fan that dedicated, and he can’t even get fans to show up in beautiful Florida sunshine.
“Zero” is quite the endorsement for Domino’s.
Coach Manning calls great plays between the two forty yard lines, but can’t physically turn his head to look at the red zone. That’s when Kerry Collins takes over the offence and works his guaranteed 3-point play.
Love the Colt McCoy one, and more blond Asian girls please.
I hope that “nip slip” you mention is Nancy Grace making an ethnic slur. Otherwise I might have to throw up.
@UU: They weren’t Asian and there wasn’t a blemish mark on either of them…until Rex got ahold of them postgame.
I like the look that #94 Rapey McQualuude is giving those girls. He knows the score.
oh man.. Texas girls… LOFTY makeup…
@CMSL, the one on the left looks Asian.
seriously, no Brady? No Pretty Boy? Seriously?
//mutters Boston epithet
The unfortunate thing about those blondes is that while I promise you they both smell amazing, you don’t have the money to get close enough to smell them.
You’re probably also 10 years too young.
This should probably get an NFL LOL treatment some time. Snake Dick (can we bring that back, please?) getting the milk mustache treatment: [twitgoo.com]
Dude, I know Buffalo isn’t exactly the most diverse place in the country, but really?
@UU: I agree. I’d go there.
The panthers fan pic made my day. I wish I had that kind of dedication.
@PU, not from Buffalo, and really what?
The Sex Cannon’s jazz hands form is terrible.
When did Lisa Kudrow and Dr. Cox from Scrubs become Cowboys fans?
The Colt McCoy one made me HARF. And I don’t need an explanation of the nip slip and I don’t want to see any pics and I don’t care if you want to explain it. I’m about to flash myself in the face with the Men In Black strobe light to forget I read that.
Wow white chicks in Texas sure do layer on that foundation. Must be a wedding to attend every day down there.
Huh? Where am I?
@EP – Awesome.
The draw me like one of your French girls had me spitting up water.
Banner day for LOLNFL; all of these were fantastic. I hope I can someday give as few fucks as Panthers Guy. That’s dedication.
If Plaxico was a Raider he would have never went to prison.
Those girls from Texas are SO superficial. Give me the wholesome, vegan, free-trade coffee-slurping no-makeup-wearing hipster chicks of an Ivy League college any day of the week.
/no, not really
/kill me please
I think the Ithaca winters will do that for you (at least killing your optimism).
@Bostjan, quit your bitching and hit some IC bars or take a drive over to Cortland. Lots of hot girls there.
/married to a Cortland grad
As much as Grantland is a journalistic abortion. Their Bad Quarterback League is damn fine.
Zero looks like he has his eyes closed to me so I’m assuming he’s dead from hypothermia…or bordem
Rex’s reaction made me choke-spit, and not in the way Rexy likes.
Holy cow. Fetushead + Selena Gomez = the Leader?
I bet after the water got up to his ankles, that Panthers guy just embraced it. His shoes are probably destroyed, though.
Capital idea. What bars would you suggest? Only one outside of Collegetown that I’ve been to is Kilpatrick’s, and they didn’t even card me (probably because I ordered two servings of cheesy bacon fries with extra ranch). I’d love to have an IC girl.
Until you respond, I’ll be doing the usual thing I do to get laid, which is sending sexts to English majors in iambic pentameter.
Prithee, fair lass, come hither for a smook
And stee th’ nicht to gif me lance a strook.
I’ve pored god wyn into a slendyr flut,
Wen that byfalleth – vodka, absolut.
I choost thee through an free eleccioun
To sooth myn rod, this feigr ereccioun.
/this is why we can’t have nice things
No big ben lip lick rape joke?
@BS, I have no idea. I’m old and only go to Ithaca once a year for work. It used to be the Bomb Shelter, now I think that place is a sports bar called Uncle Joe’s.
Ask around, or Like Toucan Sam said, follow your nose, it always knows.
Asian? Hell no, not even close. She’s practically an Aryan poster girl, except for the peroxide. What’s wrong with white people, can’t even tell your own kind apart now? Does squinting make you Asian now?
Bloody hell is that welsh?
Man, English majors will go for anything that makes them feel smart. On an unrelated note, are you doing anything tonight?
Love the Panthers fan who doesn’t mind sitting in knee-high filth. OLD SCHOOL!
Blonde Asians: Japanese ganguro/kogal
That’s a mild case; a lot of them wear borderline blackface makeup.
About the LOLs, though…I didn’t think it was possible for Peyton Manning to look any whiter until I saw him in street clothes. And the Michael Vick and Elisha slash pic is a little scary.
Mandy; that gave me a REALLY weird boner. I still prefer tentacle porn.
Those Dallas girls; is that the type that people can tell who it was you did the night before by the face print on your pillow case? Just curious.
You people wonder why I’ve lived in places so far away from Dallas – I present that pic of Dallas women. I grew up with that shit.
AnthonyTX is correct.
Nothing about the “Black Hoe” sign in the Raiders pic?
@Moose – My favorite purchase from my trip to Japan? A book of 19th century tentacle-themed erotica. I keep it next to the Marquis de Sade reprints I bought in Paris. There’s probably something wrong with me.
Careful Mandy – you might hurt our brains with fancy talk like that and wondering if Marquis de Sade is a hot French girl.
According to Men’s Health, Peyton’s belt sloping downward in the front means that he needs to do more core exercises. I know, because my belt does the same thing.
@UU: I’ll figure it out. It can’t be THAT difficult…I mean, it IS IC after all ;)
@LordRevisIsle: Nope. Bastardized Middle English. Think Chaucer, except bad.
@CHCC: God, I wish people would see that there’s more to my persona than my hipster veneer suggests. GOSH. Yeah, I’m pretty much free. There was this third world postmodern poetry slam I wanted to check out, but it’s whatever. Bet their coffee sucks. I know this one place, though…
/every conversation/relationship with every English major ever begins – and ends – with a discussion about life or coffee
/I wish I was kidding
So it is Welsh.
//Hopes there are no Welshmen who frequent this site.
Mandy wins the leather bound (for obvious reasons) version of The Story of O.
The boner turned from “weird” to “car crusher”.
*OK, “ant crusher”, but the same idea.
@Sloth – I have more faith in you guys than that! I figured that you’d all know who the Marquis de Sade is, if for no other reason than that I’m pretty sure most of you are perverts (I say that with the utmost love and admiration).