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lol community indeed
I’m actually excited about a Raiders move. It’s Carson Palmer. These two facts should be at war in my head but…it’s still an interesting morning nonetheless. And I dig the Verevolf Rob Ryan da most.
Chan Gailey looks like he’s trying to get that young man to fish a hard candy out of his pocket.
Nice 5/4CHAN reference UM, and the Urlacher one is timely hilarious.
Fucking Uproxx – you would go to a fucking real comment system just in time for me to be stuck with my now-outdated topical handle.
/Crazy Marv wins.
Remedial Chaos Theory is probably there best episode ever.
[sing-song voice] “Lance and Brian in th mooorning!”
Also, Bill, if Urlacher is Brita, then that would make Jay Cutler Jeff, right? And then Forte is Troy (raycess) and Hester is Chang (raycess?) and Lovie is obviously the fat black la…wait, sorry guys, I thought this was the Grantland inbox. My b.
Wolfman Rob made my day. Good work, sir.
The PFT headline made me harf out loud, but they were all great this week.
Elisha trying to challenge Dreamboat?
The Urlacher one is a community Joke?
According to babelfish peyton is thinking “i don’t think watching the colts every week is making my neck recover faster. can i go home?”
So good; a serious boost to a shitty Tuesday.
The Cowboys might suck, but Rob Ryan is worth watching every game.
Love the Rob Ryan picture. Also LOL worthy: Carson Palmer – Raiders starting quarterback.
Community? Oh, that bullshit that comes on before Parks & Rec?
@ UCL, what may be even LOL-ier is that the Raiders are given up a 1st round pick for next years draft and then at least a 2nd round pick for the year after that with this trade.
Now I’m going to have a sex dream of Britta dressed up as Urlacher for Halloween. Take the good with the possibly gay I guess.
Those kids at Ford Field deserve everything that’s coming to them and you and I both know it.
@Lord Revisisle – I love how TWWL keeps referring to Carson Palmer as a “big time quarterback”. Have they not watched him play the last few years? The guy has been terrible. I wouldn’t give up a 4th rounder for him, much less a 1st and a 1st or 2nd.
Chan is just telling the story of how he once banged Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom.
The Deion statue should have had
“HIDE YO WIFE”
“HIDE YO KIDS”
Q: What’s sadder about the Raider fan’s outfit in the first picture — the fact that he has an iron-on patch celebrating the team’s AFC West title eleven years ago, or the fact that he has a patch honoring “CHiPs” for some reason?
A: Neither. The saddest thing is that he wears that he’s an allegedly grown man in a shitty Halloween costume and Darth Maul face paint.
Daw, horsefeathers. Second try:
The saddest thing is that he’s an allegedly grown man in a shitty Halloween costume and Darth Maul face paint.
@UCL @Lord Revisisle- I’m really glad that other people are acknowledging that this is a terrible trade. I keep reading “BLOCKBUSTER DEAL!” and it makes me feel like I woke up in an alternate universe. Carson Palmer is terrible and has been for years. He is probably a slight improvement on Campbell. Definitely not worth 2 first rounders.
Also, Apparently Oakland is talking about trading Darren McFadden to the Jets for Plaxico and picks. If that happens, then I will reject this reality.
Also, the idea of 5chan corrupting Fitzmagic! is gold.
next up on filmdrunk-
Rob Ryan starring in “An American Werewolf In London 2: The Romo’ing”
More like “An American Werewolf in Hooters.”
He probably is a CHIP and probably thinks you, an allegedly grown man, being familiar with Darth Maul’s (who?) makeup is pretty sad.
Having said that, the Raider one is pretty good. The rest..not so much. But then again, everyone can have an off week. Even Megatron.
You’re right. I shouldn’t have made such an obscure reference as the Star Wars franchise. I mean, who’s ever heard of that?
I’ll try to keep it in a lower, “Two and a Half Men” speed for you from now on.
It pains me to say it, but can we get Mike Brown a nomination for Meast of the Week? He went from egotistical stubborn prick to brilliant personnel strategist in 24 hours, thanks to the Undead Head of Al Davis instructing his Raider minions to trade for Carson Palmer at any cost.
@Otto. I don’t know if that’s Darth Maul or Juggalo
/Fucking moments of silence, how do they work?
does this mean we can expect to see the CGI’d transparent spectre of Al Davis the Sith Lord in the next star wars rem- butchery?
that would actually be pretty awesome. Belichick as a fat emperor. Sexy Rexy as Han.
Dammit, KDB, the Juggalo reference is much better.
The skulls probably work as bottle openers for his Faygo.
You wanna know makes me Hungee, thinking about the time I nailed Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom.
Yeah, I thought he was a Juggalo, too.
They opened the crypt one more time in Oakland so Al could make his final trade.
What do you get when you cross a Juggalo with a resident of the Black Hole?
A stupid fucking douchebag retard whose taste in football teams is equal to his taste in music.
Where is my Photoshop of a Ginger Raider? C’mon Internets, make it happen.
I think we have to wait & see what Brown does with those picks before we start giving him accolades.
He might have won the figurative trade lottery, but he can still squander the winnings.
I’m surprised the Raiders didn’t go for Silky, basically in the same boat as Palmer, but they should have got him at a lower price than trading away their top picks for the next two years. In all seriousness, this trade seems to come at too high a price to be worthwhile, even if they do go to the postseason.
@If It’s Not in the playbook it should be
It’s because his eyes are very sensitive to bright lights due to an eye injury he once suffered.
Fuck, never mind, wrong thread.
Raiders fan is allowed to wear that but I can’t bring in an umbrella. #NFAIL
I know there is a devin Hester perfect gentleman post to be written somewhere out there
Rago of Mount Prospect – I think that’s coming out on DVD soon, no?
I didn’t even notice the “CHiPs” patch on the Raiders fan. I heard they’ll pull a knife on you if you talk shit about Erik Estrada.
Penalty for touching a dead whore? Bullshit. That’s like roughing the kicker, or the passer if he’s a ginger. It’s not like they’re actual people.
Garrett: No, Romo, I said “stercus” – not “stercus”, you uneducated plebe! Don’t you know your fourth declension nouns? Genitive singular for screen passes to Dez, nominative singular for screen passes to Ogletree, and accusative plural for screen passes to Witten! My god! Where did you go to school, BROWN?
Wow, slammed me to the ground with that response.
Star Wars? Guess that’s better than Star Trek. I guess. Prettier dolls for you to play with.