Some folks call it Hell, I call it Hades.
Do you see, Washington? Do you see what happens when you bench the Sex Cannon?
You had it coming.
Anyone could have made that catch, if they got to play.
Tie between Invisible Hora and Sling Blade. Great work UM.
#8 Absolutely floored me.
Interestingly enough, the Tebow LOL conversation is lifted directly from the NFL Films audio of Norv Turner’s 4th down call to Laserface.
COME AT ME BRO!
“I’M A FUCKIN’ TROOPER!” would have also worked.
Lofty midget reference, and the Tebow pic made me pree my pants.
For the Schaub pic though, i would have gone with:
You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly. Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. YOU OWE ME AWE.
Revis’s knee to groin still isn’t as obvious as this play: [www.youtube.com] [Sorry I couldn’t find any videos with just the play itself sans commentary]
Bernard Berrian was cut! Whoo hoo!
Man, “streakers” are getting lazier and lazier. First they stop going full nekkid and leave their skivvies on, now they leave their jeans on. That’n not even a streaker, just some drunk dude running on the field. The next “streaker” will be fully clothed.
@DBNA, the Redskins will sign him.
UU- I’ve been worrying about that possibility all day.
The Redskins despair one is the best. Holy shit Schaub looks like a child molester now.
@UU – only if he agrees to a ridiculously inflated contract that in no way reflects his abilities, talents or work ethic. We call it the Haynesworth/Archuletta/Sanders clause.
Listen, it was a pretty catch, so I stopped to admire it… not like I had anything better to do.
Damaged minds think alike. As soon as I saw Winslow with a Union Jack, I thought of Eddie and Iron Maiden. Bring your daughter to the slaughter!
+1 million for Sling Blade. That absolutely killed me. With a sling blade.
Slingblade for vice president.
No man is an island: the poem that was driven into the ground by early 2000’s High School Leadership Speeches everywhere…