Alternate Tebow caption via Ufford…
Re: Tebow praying to Allah:
You win forever.
Also, the name of the John Beck file? Nice work. Your knowledge of Protestant history is amusing to me.
Todd Haley! I call that guy OLD SMOKE CROTCH!
Good to see KC fans haven’t bought any new gear since the Dante Hall days.
This must be the most religiously diverse LOLNFL ever. Muslims, Christians, Jews, and Mormoms!
Newsbreak: Haley auditioning for movie sequel Hobo in the Shotgun
Does Haley’s shirt say Underdog? If so I might be changing my commenter name.
Ha ha! You smell like Haley!
“Hobo in the Shotgun” sounds like the title of a Kerry Collins biography.
I like how the Tennessee rusher looks like he’s driving the Indy punter back with the power of his mind.
The 1st 2 Tebow pictures made my otherwise shitty, shitty day. I wonder if he was facing East towards Mecca.
Finally, a Curb reference.
I’m on the NFC East chat on ESPN. I’m having a hard time thinking of trolls that get past the filter.
Look out! Tebow’s going to unleash a dirty bomb!
Crucial Wolfman Pawrest
Just jotting down some random shit.
Oh he’s a Hobo Humpin Slobo Defensive Coordinator
Scoop going for the 90’s deep cut … nice hustle!
Also the two Tebow LOL’s made my day.
Based on the alt tag for the first Tebow photo, the only way this could’ve been better would’ve been something Hines Ward-related for the second pic with the same alt tag.
Wait, John Beck is the chaplain from Catch-22?!
“Chaplain,” he asked casually, “of what religious persuasion are you?”
“I’m an Anabaptist, sir.”
“That’s a pretty suspicious religion, isn’t it?”
“Suspicious?” inquired the chaplain in a kind of innocent daze. “Why, sir?”
“Well, I don’t know a thing about it. You’ll have to admit that, won’t you? Doesn’t that make it pretty suspicious?”
@UU: Oh Noes!!!
“Haley made “Underdog” t-shirts, encouraged team bonding with bean bag games in the locker room and hammered home a “No Doubt” mentality over the Chiefs two-game win streak.”
@MA, I’m not happy about this. However, I can’t fault him too much for being a fan of Gwen Stefani. Who knew Haley was a big fan of 90’s ska pop?
@UU: “The Haley will rock “Just a Girl” in the locker room and anyone who doesn’t like it can fuck off!! Now, first guy to let this hacky sack hit the floor has to wax The IROC.”
I love that first one so much I shall name my firstborn in your honor.
Haley had Slow Ride twice on the mix tape he sent to Samantha Fox, or at least that is how I picture his personality.
I thought the joke is he has been beheaded by a Muslim shouting “Allahu Akbar.”
Isn’t Foster doing a Hines Wald pose?
/yes Harold, thass raycess.
@ Sword of CUT
When you are sword, everything looks like a cut
@Moonbatting: If Beck is the chaplain, does that make Shanahan Yossarian? Or Snyder?
Snyder strikes me as more of a Major Major Major.
He has flies in his eyes.
Tim Hightower = Yossarian, oft-injured and just looking for a way out
Snyder = General Peckem, incompetent bureaucrat
Shanahan = Lt. Colonel Korn, sadistic underling
I’m not sure Major Major Major has a good ‘Skins analog… Jim Caldwell kinda works
also, Goodell = Milo Minderbender
@Moonbatting: Then again, Grossman could be Yossarian because he is forced to keep flying missions when he would obviously rather be heading home.
Goodell is absolutely Milo. Have you seen the leagues new Egyptian cotton uniforms?
@yeah right: I can totally see Grossman faking an illness/injury so he can lay around, hitting on nurses
I need to read that again.
*book, read that book again.
A guarantee from Rex Ryan > Tim Tebow
“lol give him the past ten MVP awards retroactively”
This is several days late, but I just read that response and it cracked me up. :)