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Again, Arrested Development references are always appreciated.
UU is the Egg of Uproxx.
I guess that makes Moose GOB.
At least UU got a bluejob.
Cuntler; you’d have to replace the self-loathing with self-doubt, but the part about Torry Holt being mine and Amy Poehler’s son is correct
UM is the Belle of the ball…
“Somebody must be hurt pretty badly” – Damn
In my mind, “Invisible Double Dildo” works for all of these too.
Weeden is one of my fantasy QBs.
Actually, no, I didn’t make the playoffs, why do you ask?
Lance Moore as Poochie is inspired, but when are they going to get to the fireworks factory???
STEVE HOLT damn near killed me.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to pop a few Oxy-Incontinents and go train for my upcoming triathlon.
Wow, what fortunate timing on the Lance Moore shot. It almost looks like he caught that pass. Almost.
For some reason I really want Nakamura! to be a reference to this goal:
His planet also needs him.
I feel like ” Get ’em a body bag!” would work just as well for the Suh picture.
Suh can keep hurting all the people he wants as long as it’s Christian Ponder.
Not sure where to put this but I had to put it somewhere cause it made me pop a laugh boner. Jim Harbaugh on “Saved By The Bell: The New Class.”
Did you make #8 just for me??? :D
Yes, your Butt Rocket (TM) can easily break free of Earth’s gravitational pull.