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Between ESPN and NFLN we get about 6 HOURS of programming talking about various things, but mainly what is going on in the OTAs, yet all the relevant information needed is contained within these slides.
How to determine what’s relevant in OTA’s
1. Did everyone who was supposed to show up, show up?
– If Yes, please move to next question. If No, did the reason involve strip clubs, drugs and/or arrests? If No, move the next question. If Yes, then the information is relevant.
2. Did anyone get injured? If No, move to next question. If Yes, was it player? If No, move to next question. If Yes, was it a projected starter? If no, move to next question. If Yes, then the information is relevant.
3. There is no third question.
BREAK IT DOWN!
Giant shoe jokes are always funny.
Give me a kiss, baby. No tongue.
You call that a shoe?
I did not get the reference, but still laughed at the slide; I’ve done too many drugs in my youth.
That was Caldwell’s reaction to the news that the Ravens are going to tryout Jamarcus Russell. It was also my reaction, as it caused my brain to seize up.
To be fair, that’s also Caldwell’s reaction to “Congratulations, it’s a boy!” and “Would you like milk and sugar for your coffee?”
I like to think that Jerry Jones has a full-time employee on staff just for popping his collar properly.
Yes, but not his collar.
Isn’t that his son-in-law?
I don’t even know how The Incompetent Stephen Jones could look more like Patrick Duffy. Let’s just hope that Jerral doesn’t go the way of Larry Hagman.
Does that make Jason Garrett the Ray Krebs of the outfit?
This is a great joke without modification:
“Bill Callahan Takes Cowboys’ Play Calling Duties For 2013 From Coach Jason Garrett.”