That dad is preparing his son for a lifetime of swordfighting.
Apparently the logos on the trophy and all over the backdrop weren’t enough, but with that box tucked under his arm the people will remember.
“Who are the Humps?”
Great googily moogily.
My question is what the fuck is wrong with Freeny’s little toe? It appears to be on its side and missing a nail. God, that is nightmare fuel right there.
It looks like he has an opposable thumb for a minitoe. That’s clearly the key to his spin move.
@Charlie Sweatpants That made me laugh more than the photo!
“Gee, what does OCNN stand for???”
“I just want to … HUGH!”
And yet, somehow, she found Ape more terrifying.
Lesson learned…if you want to interview Suzy Kolber then bring along a “cupped” wireless microphone with the KSK logo. The matron saint will be COMPELLED to talk to you then.
If not, you can always just yell “I’M A CREDENTIALED MEMBER OF THE MUTHAFUCKIN MEDIA! NOW STOP IGNORING MY INTERVIEW REQUEST!” That should work wonders.
@maineasshole – thanks for adding the phrase “nightmare fuel” into my vocabulary. that is just awesome
always dig on LOLNFL day, pics and captions are always funny. You guys rock
Like the Mandy Patinkin reference
Copspeed > Zulu Cathulu
dwight freeney questionable missing big toe
Dwight Freeney’s pinky toe looks like the left thumbnail of a black G.I. Joe doll.
Someone call Eddie Murphy to shoot that thing off.
Nothing like a good LOLNFL, except maybe a great LOLNFL.
As an older guy I can identify the Dr Scholls corn remover on his outer pinky-toe. If you look close enough you can see his real toe nail where it would normally be located. You really need to change your Dr Scholls, Dwight.
That shit’s starting to get nasty.
And as you doctor? I advise you to drink heavily.
/he’s not going anywhere with that ankle.
and by “you” I meant “your”.
//ooh, another beer!
Everytime Ocho gets all whacked out on McDonald’s, he turns into pedobears best friend. Sad stuff.
For those with Xbox Live, there is an absolutely priceless interview with Ochocino in the Spotlight section.