It’s been a whole season, I’m allowed to make one goddamn Lennay joke.
Original images via ESPN.
Caption LaBeouf’d (no offence) from PFT Commenter.
The last three FTW.
so simple but so effective, it’s like football dickjoke blog poetry
Anybody else getting a distinct GOB Bluth feeling?
More like a Bottlerocket feeling.
Obviously Rivers is looking at an acting career. Here we see him auditioning for the remake of The Crow.
BOW BEFORE YOUR CROWFACED LORD
I laughed with the avian delight of shitting on a BMW.
The other site told me $90/hour. I want to work for them instead of your minimum wage rate.
I lold so hard…
Looks like George RR Martin’s fourth book out there!
i lost it by #3
No, "BANG! FUCK! I'M DEAD!"???
Rivers had nothing to crow about.
I like to imagine that Jerry Richardson just continued to stare blankly at Goodell after that, as if to say “I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.”
Just another one of them goddamn abolitionists, Jerry. Deep breaths, the South will rise again.
“Next you’ll be telling me I can’t horsewhip him for refusing to learn to play the banjo. I like a little music in the evenings, dammit! Helps drown out the drunken mutterings of Peter King. Some of the things that man says when he’s had a tipple are…well, I’m a great believer in Natural Order, you understand, but there are limits, even for me.
Bah, this is worse than when I tried to make that sot Collins the plantation foreman. Should’ve known that lily-livered Yankee didn’t have the stomach for it.
Well, as my pappy used to say, if you want something done right, you’ve gotta do it yourself.”
/fires a cannon at Fort Sumter
Excellent use of “tipple”
I like to think that Rivers is building his own Death Star.
Gritty athletic sleeve from Luck.
These were solid. I’ve gotta admit the Laserface ones made me laugh out loud.
So good. UM should have had one more slide with just ‘drops mic’ on it.
#11 I’m surprised they let Aaron Hernandez out to go to the game.
The Double Plaxico slide got me good.
/That was another Super Bowl if you hadn’t shot yourself, you dumbass
Ugh. So many goddamn personal fouls.
I was expecting a Welkah Giant Helmet joke, but I imagine those were done to death in the rivebrog.
Ric Flair jokes … always funny.
It’s like Poe said: “Quoth the Raven, “WHAT? HUH? WHAT!? FUKETH YOU!”
ALWAYS SOAR. LIKE MY PASSES.
Now that’s good hustle.
Dontari Poe said THAT?
Someone needs to tell Matt Prater that somebody stoll his motorcycle.
Either his hog or his Iron Throne. I’m not sure which. . .
For Tawwmmmys next appearance he needs the “Double Plaxico” photo shopped in.
uptil I saw the paycheck saying $7208, I did not believe that…my…
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dads buddy started doing this 4 less than and by now paid the dept on there
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If Kapernick wanted to be a real heel, he’d have had Willis, Brooks and Whittner jump Kuckley in the parking lot.
Why have your defense jump people in the parking lot when there are plenty of 49er fans stabbing people there regularly?
The Good news for Te’o is that she probably doesnt have a cock this time.
So the cock is invisible?
This week Kapernick needs to wear a #12 shirt under his jersey and pull his jersey up when he scores.
So he’s going to play the “I’m every soccer player in Europe” card?
Oh, and LaserCAW!
“a hole built for a white running back”…. another racist comment by you
Actually it’s the other way round.
You see, by implying that a white man requires a large orifice for optimal accommodation, Mr. Majority is seizing upon the well-known trope of the overly-endowed black man and displaying the innate unfairness of judging any individual based upon alleged physical prowess, socially-crafted expectations and canards, and the overt sexualization of working-class manhood, that of African-American males in particular.
Also, I believe all LOLNFL posts come with an implied NO OFFENSCE.