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What’s Russell Wilson’s Weissman Score?
My last pay check was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My neighbour’s sister has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week. I can’t believe how easy it was once I tried it out.
This is what I do ★———> ＷＷＷ.JOBS6000.ＣＯＭ
Well, I just Bingged “UFIA” at work. Enjoy that one, IT department!
Hmmmm, not sure if I should attempt the same maneuver.
@mclamb, thanks to your comment I googled it on my phone, not my work computer, and proceeded to laugh my ass off.
Thanks for the warning
Maybe I’ll just wait until I get home for that.
Our IT is one step ahead of me.
OK, so I am the first to admit that I am not the brightest guy around (I mean; you guys have seen my comments; not exactly Mensa material); but for the life of me I have no idea on #5. What am I missing?
I’m old and don’t get most of the jokes, but I enjoy living vicariously through the (predominantly) younger and (assuredly) hipper Kommentariat.
Also, SOMEONE CLOSE OUT THE ITALICS TAG
UNSOLICITED FINGER IN ANUS
@Monty this seems strange to me oddly enough UFIA dates back to 2004 BACK IN THE OL DAYS
@Andrew Daisuke You rang?
I don’t understand why it has “unsolicited” first.
Is that a Buick branding on Peyton’s jersey in the last one?
Bob Benson, you diabolical genius.
Not great Bob!
“Naaaationwiiiide is on the blind siiiiiiide…..”
Mayhem as a defensive end/ linebacker has a nice bell ring to it. The AFLAC duck with the neck-brace.
I am disappoint in the non-FARKers here.
Related: The Miami Dolphins should be the Drew Curtis presents the UFIA Duke Sucks TotalFarkers
I wish you’d quit FARKing around.
Joe Philbin: Secret Pussy Hound? Thats good hustle.
I’m sorry, I can only suspend my disbelief so far on these things. There’s no way Peyton doesn’t know whether or not he’s getting paid for anything.
To be fair, he does appear a little drunk in that picture. God knows I’ve endorsed some things for free while intoxicated.
Someone slipped a little something into Peyton’s molybdenum lubricant smoothie
@Monty; he is NOT an idiot kicker.
Good to see the Cowboys hiring old baseball umpires and having them throw Sean Lee’s ACL out of practice.
What’s Super Dave Osborn doing in that shitty Dolphins gear?
“Papa John is Buick, Papa John is Buick — nationWIDE!”