Original images via Canada.com.
Bag of sand is genius.
Seriously. I laughed so hard I spit out my water directly into a Nazi’s face.
Me too stupid to get.
That one in particular killed me.
@City Of Industry FC, the image is named lol-raiders-of-the-lost-ark.jpg
Throw me the whip!
15 year old me would have loved that joke. Luckily, I haven’t matured at all.
God damn it!
Fortune and glory, Kid. Fortune and glory.
Drogba sounds like a terrific Star Wars planet.
The Aristocrats FTMFW
Si si. Es bueno.
/looks at picture of Suarez
“I’m not alone!”
– John Elway
– Sarah Jessica Parker
/gets hit on knee
– Nancy Kerrigan
/schedules group meeting at the glue factory
Alfred Molina: You throw me the fútbol, i throw you the whip!
You beat me to the throw me the whip reference. Always the first thing I think of with that movie.
When even Darkest Timeline Tori couldn’t get through Who Wants To Marry Harry? I knew it was in trouble.
Goalie Ryan: Shadow Recruit
What happened to the hover text on the images showing up? Why’d that go away? I have to go through the right-click > inspect element option to find out you test these jokes out on twitter?
That’s bullshit. I guess I should get a twitter account to find that out without having to right-click in the future.
This is also a major setback in my life. REINSTATE THE HOVER TAG OR WE WILL BURN THE WORLD!
BURN IT ALL!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yeah, where did the floating image tags go?
That’s some damn good work.
Is that player’s name Gyros?
…I was hoping for “I call the big one Bitey.” But apart from that, these are fantastic. If announcing, you could call it a lovely LOL.
Well, the biter got suspended for 9 games.