Original images via AJC and SI
Looks like Elway’s gonna need a sugar cube to cheer him up.
Elway would have heard it from a friend but he never listens because he is as stubborn as a mule.
I think he can get over this. He’ll just take the bit in his teeth and charge ahead.
I think we need to give him some time to chew on this new information before taking any action.
Elway should stick to carrots.
He’s inconsolable. [newsletter.snopes.com]
He’s been thoroughly bred to ingnore such insults.
The Elway made me fucking crack up; well done. [insert witty horsy pun here] or “It’s looks like he stumbled on to a gelding site.”
John Elway walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Say, buddy………why the long face?”
Horseface has reached PEAK SELF AWARENESS- quick sound the alarm, stay indoors and someone for the love of god warn Eric Berry!
THE HORSES ARE SELF AWARE! THE EQUESTRIAPOCALYPSE IS UPON US!
The Equestrianiapocalypse happened in the last Super-Bowl.
I’d go with Hippocalypse myself. Scans better, and is comprised of two Greek root words, instead of a Latin-Greek combination.
“Why, yes, I am the product of a Jesuit high school who was forced to take multiple years of Latin and Attic Greek… why do you ask?”
Elway is gonna need to be placed on glue factory visit watch.
PAUL ALLEN: [via email] Oh man we beat up your boys real good, Elway. How do you like them apples?
JOHN ELWAY: Actually I like apples very much.
PAUL ALLEN: Hey Elway, how bad did my Seahawks beat your Broncos in the Super Bowl?
JOHN ELWAY: (clops hoof 35 times)
American Bronco: “I killed Paul Allen, in the face, with my Hoof”
@Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo
Did the Broncos’ front office run out of peanut butter?
“Were all of you saying ‘Boo’ or ‘B-Goo-dell’?”
If ever there was a response of ‘release the hounds’ coming, that was it.
I think I own that tie from #8.
I don’t get #3. Privilege from his name?
I guess because his dad and numerous other relatives have played in the NFL. Also the rape thing, I guess.
/ knows he didn’t do the raping
Wait, who did Clay Mathews rape?
Wasn’t that Lewan, not Matthews?
/doesn’t really care.
//All fat white people look the same to me anyway
No, Lewan THREATENED to rape a rape victim if she told the cops his roomate raped her, which he did. And he was still a top 15 draft pick
Yup, sorry. I got the big white guys mixed up….
I will never tire of that Clay Matthews/Prepare Your Anus photo,
No one tires of preparing their anus.
No offense but Hitler made some good points about ridding the world of Seahawks fans again no offense
None taken. By the by, did you know that the Seahawks have retired #12 because us fans are so loud and awesome and special and better than other fans in every way?
Did you guys know that Jerome Bettis is from Detroit?
I’m never allowing a Seahomer into my house again.
Obama is legit backing neo-Nazis in the Ukraine. Stay tuned. They may owe him one.
So he Obama is reaching out to the GOP?
The Curse of Marino;
@Moose (The Thread Ender)
Elway is actually watching his neigh-bor sunbathing topless via his security system. I guess he’s still looking for a stable relationship. Something long-term as opposed to a mare hook-up. He knows the girls are always jockeying to be his mane squeeze, but he doesn’t carrot all. He’s tired of trotting out a new girl constantly, he just wants to put a gallop on a pedestal. But hay, can you really blame him? You just wanna settle down when you’re pasture prime. I for one apple-aud his restraint.
Now that’s a whinnying komment! Well done you.
Why did you stop? and don’t you mean li’l’ Philly?
Wow. Just wow.
motha trucking NFL Memes again.
@Elway It’s been going on for … an eter-neigh-ty.
/puts on sunglasses
//cranks The Who
Also; thos Bronco fans; Murderleg can stay at my place while getting the work done.