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There are never enough
nice. for the ravens one, you forgot one thing: paying off your friends to take a murder rap for you.
For some reason, “If he’s on your team, your team is awful” made me audibly laugh
That is about as cheerful as they get in Buffalo.
That blonde Buffalo cheerleader looks like Rocco’s ex-wife. Wait, no, no, she’s too good looking to be Rocco’s ex.
Play like a Raven? Let me guess, some front office schlub went to Notre Dame. That’s quite possibly the most ridiculous motivational phrase I’ve ever seen. Play like a Raven…will that help them win another Super Bowl? Nevermore, nevermore, nevermore.
Jesus, Andy Reid defies the rules of marketing… Black makes him look even BIGGER.
@Kam Fong – Anything beats Who Dat or Who Dey.
Play Like a Raven — Feast primarily on insects and carrion while typically nesting in areas proximate to human garbage.
@ Louis Lipps Sinks Ships
Like FedEx Field?
The Bills cheerleaders actually look half decent before they start eating imported Quebec poutine in early September to beef up their winter fat.
Is that Will Ferrell in Big Ben’s uniform?
I respectfully disagree. “Who Dat/Who Dey” are silly catchphrases turned into player/fan chants. “Play like a Raven” is some corporate filtered message intended to be used as motivation to excel on the field. I doubt you’ll see a bunch of fans or a player huddle breaking out “Play like a Raven” chants.
@ Louis Lipps Sinks Ships
So Baltimore makes tons of sense.
I often fear my team is worse than the Bills, which is how I know if we’ve bottomed out.
I had to do something with this Ben pic:
I bet Emo Arian Foster wears low cut shirts and wonders why he gets all of this negative attention when he just wants to meet a nice boy that will talk about Conor Oberst with him.
@CHCC, them’s fighting words. Now if the Dolphins are worse than the Panthers than they’ve really bottomed out.
Ravens: Be Overrated.
No one’s sure if Chad Henne is better than Matt Moore. The Dolphins are circling the drain. It’s only a matter of if they actually go down or not.
Andy Reid Time Out For The Win …
“challenge” in place of “timeout” would have also worked for Reid.
Also, you could replace Andy with Lovie. If those two are ever on a staff together it will take them hours each day to decide where to order lunch, and they will always choose the wrong place for take out.
Trunk Monkey sed:
“Is that Will Ferrell in Big Ben’s uniform?”
I have yet to see the 2 of them in the same room at the same time.
I predict Miscami to be in the Andrew Luck sweepstakes only to win a couple of games at the end of the season and improve to 4th from the bottom.
/Donks were there last year.
If history is any indication, when the Dolphins hit rock bottom, they dig their feet in and refuse help and then draft an offensive lineman who will be immensely talented yet fail to produce touchdowns and cause me to punish my dirty whorish liver for having the unmitigated gall to filter my blood.
I mean, if history is any indication.
Off-topic, but I’m sure the KSK krowd will care. Versus has come up with the idea for your new least favorite football show: an hour of Florio and PK.
Chad; Your liver said no, but we all know it wanted it.
NBC has sunk so low that they could probably put a sports talk show in prime time with the right angle (HURRRNFLHURRR) and get better ratings than they do now, for less money. Hell, can’t they just rip off Inside the NFL?
Mike Florio giving us his expert NFL opinion.
My version of hell.
Play like a Raven:
Sidle up to someone when they’re not looking and peck them?
Florio and King talking NFL football on Friday nights is making me puke a little. NBC hates it’s audience.
“Play like a Raven” has a severe lack of stabbing references
It’s implicitly implied.
“Play Like a Raven” started in 2008. It is what it is – slightly lame marketing crap used to sell t-shirts, but meh, whatever.
The truly lame thing is that Rex Ryan took it to New York with him in 2009 and changed all of one single fucking word in adapting it to his new team, so last year’s Hard Knocks had all that “Play Like a Jet” bullshit.
Come up with your own lame ass team motto, Rex, you fat fuck.
Play like the Ravens. Late hits, Stupid dances, murder charges, and the Ray Lewis special move…. getting away with murder on and off the field!