Top image via USA Today. Other original images via NFL.com.
His degree says “Stanford” but that hat says “DeVry.”
Peter King fucking hates that last pic. DAMN LAZY BLACKS ALWAYS SITTING AROUND!
Both kickers kind of look like C Thomas Howell.
But neither of them played for the WOLVERINES!!!
Wait, Alex Smith was in it?
I had no regrets not watching, and now somehow I have less. I have negative regrets.
None more regrets.
+1 album cover
Position Lottery HOLY SHIT THAT IS THE PERFECT FIX RIGHT THERE
/worries that “crown” is probably slang euphemism for something disgusting
What’s a little fecal matter, semen, and Frank’s Red Hot Sauce between Kommentariat friends?
Position Lottery is the best idea. I would actually watch the Pro Bowl, just to watch a lineman try to throw the ball … and a kicker try to sack him …
@carl Kyle long played quarterback at one point, just saying
Kyle Long is a Bear, and awesome, and on twitter ALSO JUST SAYING
I feel it necessary to point out that this man used to be a professional quarterback, albeit a backup:
Houston: Rock! FUCK.
John Fox: [subs Gostkowski into goal-line offense]
Taek loses some strength due to WHO THE HELL IS HOUSTON I THINK YOU MEAN JUSTIN TUCKER I MEAN COME ON!!!!
Holy shit. That’s a brutal mistake. Thank you.
And Gostkowski? It was Prater and Tucker.
If I find out that Prater faked his illness this weekend so he could go play in the Pro Bowl, I’m going to be pretty upset.
/also misspelled Gostkowski the first time around tho
Fair point. Which would be funnier. *checks*
Seems like it actually was Gostkowski. But I don’t care that I got it wrong. Only that I corrected you. My apologies, good sir. I was obviously just jelly of Stephen Gostkowski.
It’s cool that the Facebook guy can also be an NFL quarterback.
Nick Foles FTW.
Okay, apropos of very little (aside from a mention in the Meast/Least), I was just thinking… Gravy Seasoned Curly Fries. GRAVY SEASONED CURLY FRIES.
Which is very close to curly fries stew.
I fail to see the problem.
/slurps brownie batter soup
The “LOL” I understand, it’s the “NFL” part that has really got me confused.