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# 2 could just say “PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!”
Can’t wait to hear Sapp selling his jersey tomorrow on the Dan Patrick Show.
That was a great joke, period.
The helmet joke was good too.
Is the Peyton one based loosely on this?
If by “based loosely” you mean “directly referencing” then……….. yes!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, there are a few kommenters here who would love to hear about her period.
Shut up. It was a phase, I was young, etc.
Real men will wade deep in the River of Red, my friend.
I was in college, I only saw my girlfriend who lived out-of-state (in the Niagara Falls area), on weekends and what would you do if you’re so hot?
I once woke up from a drunken college hook-up covered in blood and thought I had killed her. I kind of wish I had.
@David Terrell’s Balls; OK, that made me fucking laugh.
Is your joke based on this episode of Family Guy?
Oh, T.O. Making fun of you will never go out of style.
We can’t quit T.O.
Why is Peyton clutching his leg, you ask? Eli caught him playing with his EXCLUSIVE Lego Death Star kit, and promptly kicked his older brother in the shin.
Rise up, Red Sea? Isn’t that what Pharaoh said chasing Moses? Why does this woman hate Jews so much?
She ties her shoes with little nazis.
Probably because she’s a fan of Cooper and Incognito?
Hum; now we know:
I love the Sapp one so hard.
Speaking of NFL-related memes.