Due to technical difficulties this is all for now. I’ll post Part II when I can.
Images via ESPN.com.
I thought emus were a protected species…how is that legal?
Wow, Woodhead is wearing Maroney’s old #39? If Pats fans had ever bought Maroney jerseys there’d be a rush on duct tape in the greater Boston area.
Is Tom Brady trying to celebrate or have a bowel movement?
Or, heaven forbid, is that his O-face?
Maybe the best part is what each of the images’ filenames are.
I am still waiting for the announcement of the Pats secret KKK meetings. Once a week they join forces with Indy and plan on how to make Eldelman, Welker, Woodhead, Collie, and Gonzales into some new super hero fighting team.
They will asemble like Voltron and take back football for the whites!
That’s some good squishface.
Wow – Crimson Shanny is some scary stuff
Agreed Mo Charlo, hover tags are like little jewels sprinkled throughout a post. I Don’t know why more sites don’t use them. Awesome Clausen, not so much.
KC: Don’t forget the Polish Wonder, Gronkowski
One guy at the game on Sunday had a Maroney jersey with the word DEAD duct taped over his name. Pretty sure that was the only 39 shirt in the place.
It is starting to get a little disturbing how white the Patriots offense is. I think they’re probably conspiring to bleach Randy Moss.
I’m not convinced Shanny is wearing a shirt in that photo.
Pretty sure the Pats are conspiring to get Peyton Hillis on the squad as well. It would be the only white two back system in the league!
Shanahan has a very oddly shaped skull. I’d like to see a phrenologist’s report.
Brady’s hair can score all by itself
Somebody musta told him it was white boy day. It ain’t white boy day, is it?
If Woodhead were a star he’d be a white dwarf
Not only is that shit funny, but it is educational as well! You rock my cosmos.
“If Woodhead were a star he’d be a white dwarf”
If Randy Moss was an element, he’d be plutonium: highly useful, yet incredibly unstable.
If Shanny were a star he’d be a red dwarf.
If Brady was a responsible father, he’d be named Peter.
The Pats just have players their fans can relate to. By that I mean, “I’D RATHA HAVE A HAHD WORKING CLASS PLAYAH THAN A LAZY UNFOCUSED DAHHKIE! NO ONE DENIES THIS!”.
Are you suggestin’ any Pats’ fans would buy a dahkie’s jersey evah?
Woodhead is another in a long line of TRUE PATRIOTS PLAYAHS LIKE JOHN LYNCH!
NO ONE DENIES THIS!
@Dieter: +1 ex-whore.
The NFL needs more True Romance references.
No matter what, Brady’s hair always looks like he cut it with a flowbee. Fuck me. He’s got the money, the model, the kid… he can’t visit a SUPERCUTS?!?!!?
What’s that? Garcon is hurt, so a rookie WR with the last name of WHITE and who is indeed a caucasian male, will stay on the active roster for WR dept and support!? Say it ain’t so! It’s to awesome to be crazy. Indy is the new super racist team in the NFL.
On a lighter note, Reggie Wayne and Randy Moss are in the same bowling league. Team Name: No Crackers Allowed.
You have to give Clausen credit. The fact he made it as an NFL QB despite not having a mouth is pretty impressive
I never get tired of berating New England.
THEN WE’RE GOING TO BEAT THE JETS, THEN MIAMI, THEN THE COLTS, AND THEN ON TO THE SUPER BOWL BYAAHHHHH!!!
If only I wasn’t stuck watching Clausen get assraped for the next 14 weeks… Screw ya, Charlotte tv market