Original images via Sports Illustrated.
That isn’t LTF?
Does this mean I have to change my name?
SecondtoLastTexasFan or OneoftheTenLastTexasFansMaybe does not have either a dramatic fatalism or a ring to it.
She was saying Boo-urns!
No. Save it, in case we need to nuke Texas we will notify you first
Uh, what if someone accidentally had taken too much vicodin and hit the “send” button on the nuke a minute ago…is this enough notice for LTF? I am asking for a friend. My alternate personality.
I should not have laughed as hard as I did at the first one … but I did. Bravo, sir.
Yep, I too hate myself for enjoying that so much.
Yeah, that was at once delicious and regrettable, like a Choco Taco.
I must be old; I didn’t get it. I did hit a guy who looked like that with my best rake to get him off my lawn once.
I didn’t get it either.
Let me help you out: [vimeo.com]
Oh, is it the same guy? I couldn’t watch for more than a minute.
Oh come on, I’m an old(ish) metalhead and even I know who that is. I even really enjoy that song. It’s all about the sax loop.
Thank you. I liked his Bengals jacket better.
I thought it was Boris Becker.
I am even more sure that he IS the guy I hit with a rake.
If he’s the guy you hit with the rake then… Hi Five!
Well, there was alcohol involved and the sprinklers were on, but I’m pretty sure.
It makes me cringe with shame.
The MRSA outbreak is the only possible result of the Schiano/Florida intersection of derp.
Needs more bath salts
I personally liked the Seahawks Secondary taking eachother out..
The Texans took up like, four slides of the slideshow this week. I am a happy man. Oh, wait…they’re 2-4? Guh.
Finding throwback NFL jackets at thrift stores is too much work and is hit-and-miss; it’s much easier to just go on eBay….I mean, if you’ve got to quickly pretend you’ve been a Seahawk fan for a long time you can’t just HOPE that the local Goodwill has a vintage Seahawks Starter jacket in your size, you gotta move quicker than that!
You do know he was born and raised in Seattle right? Still lives there? Wrote a song about Dave Niehaus?
@NothingButEmpties, Yes, I’m well aware.
Its even easier to go to a specific store on Pike that sells such things at a nice premium.
Hate on the guy all you want, but I’m not sure how you can call him a poseur (that’s the French version). He actually does support/follow Seattle sports, what with living there his whole life.
What happened to the good old days when we just killed people for sports jackets?
Ah, killing each other for Starter jackets. I miss DC in the 90’s.
@AH64, holy FUCK I hate that place. I tried to sell a couple old Mariners snapbacks there a while ago, they wanted to give me 10 bucks a piece….meanwhile, they had the EXACT same hat on a shelf, with a minor color scheme difference, but otherwise the exact same hat, for 100 dollars. A hundred bucks! For an old Mariners hat that was probably given away on a hat giveaway night! Sweet fancy Moses.
Actually, fuck it, if people are dumb enough to pay those prices, more power to those guys. I’m just mad I didn’t think of it first.
Brady is Back!
This pic made me laugh the most this weekend. I was hoping to find an animated version, but oh well. Large, pink outfitted Seahawk fan with corndog you are the best.
I saw that during the live broadcast, and I’m shocked it took someone this long to put it up here.
I SUPPORT BREAST CANCER RESEARCH AND PIZZA.
That must be the last one of the Corndog Six Pack (TM).
LOL. I immediately thought, Whelp that guy is forever known as Pink Corndog Guy.
Big man or tiny corndog? Can we get some water displacement tests going?
I’m guessing we’re going to need a bigger graduated cylinder than 56 Milliliters Of Fury:
@Bimmons: keeping the streak alive, and we love you for it.
Good hustle, clipboard, saw that too and was hoping it would make it to KSK.
“Are they cheering my resolve?” = Boourns
RE #2: One thing. They had just one thing to do and they couldn’t do it. I don’t get how they’re making so much money to be so bad.
To be fair, neither of those dudes gets paid to do what they failed so spectacularly at. I’m not really mad at them (except maybe Chris Maragos, chucking the ball as he was being clobbered…..the fuck).
Punters and backup safeties make a lot of money for being in the league an average of 3yrs?
well at least the texans are in the media now…fuck it no cares still…drinks heavily…goes back to moderate drinking
Sir Mix-A-Lot lives in Seattle. I suppose vintage Seahawks Starter jackets or Steve Largent or Curt warner jerseys in his size are hard to come by.
You’ve really got to hand it to troll Pete Carroll. Having his players impersonate Romo was terrific.
Halloween came early in Seattle.
I’m starting to like him for that.
Image number two – The Seahawks were attempting a field goal. I’m not sure there’s a two point option available for that one.
Right, unless you’re one of my two worthless FF kickers.
Fuck me, this weeks LOLNFL was gold.
I generally don’t feel bad for NFL QBs, because they get paid good money to take shit from me, the fan. However, I really do feel kind of bad for Matt Schaub right now.
Not caring about the Texans:
I just assumed Uff sold him one of his on Ebay for an exorbitant hipster price?
So this happened:
“Lawrence said she was labelled ‘fat’ and encouraged to lose weight by producers.”
Apparently she got all uppity and told them to “go fuck themselves.”
The fact that they even let your bloated corpus on film in the first place has always been a mystery to me.
Get over yourself Fatty:
I mean, I just can’t stop looking.
It’s like Homer on the treadmill:
LOOGIT THAT BLUBBER FLY:
Seems like she has a bad attitude:
I mean come on:
I’m sorry to have to do this to you, but the sad, corpulent truth MUST BE TOLD:
It’s like, how can you pray away the gay unless you’ve watched all the gay porn?
It’s aversion therapy, folks.
Believe me, you’ll thank me for it:
I wish she was my girlfriend.
Oh Wendy’s Ginger, how I’d love to eat your sandwich.
/dieting, so sticking to tossing salads
Answer: The things I learn from KSK.
Question: Who is Macklamore?
#1 went from huh? to really funny, but I still like #7 best.
Where does it hurt?….HERE!?
Far more informative than Wikipedia.
“If he needs a million acres to make him feel rich, seems to me he needs it ’cause he feels awful poor inside hisself, and if he’s poor in hisself, there ain’t no million acres gonna make him feel rich, an’ maybe he’s disappointed that nothin’ he can do ‘ll make him feel rich.”.
Getting my folks back to work tomorrow.
Shit. I’ll probably still be late.
‘Bout damn time.