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The last two frames: nothing truer stated.
#1: Yeah. Sigh.
Like they’re not gonna win that division.
That’s the most wonderfully stupid part about it. 7-9 NFC East Champs!
DIVISION CHAMPS BABY. WOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOooo
And then they’ll somehow shock the Niners/Seahawks in the wild card round. And we’ll all lose our minds.
Hey man, don’t sigh. Your inevitable 6-10 team is going to the playoffs!
#3 makes it look like Shanahan took things in the tanning booth a little too far.
Oh was that Shanahan? I thought it was John Boehner.
Shanny is vermillion, while Boehner is a little more SAE/ECE Amber. A subtle difference to the unrefined ocular palette, I know.
I thought Shanahan was more of a “Burnt Sienna” or even a “Rust Belt” hue…
I enjoy Shanny’s old man hair in #5. I assume he takes his weekly bath on Mondays.
Somehow I believe #2 has actually happened…at least twice!
In your pants
Moose. I just guffawed on a conference call. Thanks for that.
#6: I’m giving some credit for the Jags embracing the “naked crazy” image of Florida, but only some for not going naked
Who doesn’t want to see a naked pussy?
“I’ve seen horrors… horrors that you’ve seen. But you have no right to call me a bad coach. You have a right to fire me. You have a right to do that… but you have no right to judge me. It’s impossible for words to describe what is necessary to win with this fucking team to those who do not know what horror means. Horror… Horror has a face… and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies! I remember when I was with the Raiders… seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into training camp with an offensive line that wouldn’t crack Ball State’s starting lineup. We left the camp after 14 hours in the blazing sunlight, and this old man with lady glasses came running after us and he was crying. We went back there, and found out the old man had traded all our draft picks for dented cans of Dinty Moore beef stew. And I remember… I… I… I cried, I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out; I didn’t know what I wanted to do! And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it… I never want to forget. And then I realized… like I was shot… like I was shot with a diamond… a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought, my God… the genius of that! The genius! The will to do that! Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized he was stronger than I, because he could stand that he was not a monster, but a man. The strength… the strength… to do that.” — Mike Shanahan circa 2014
“You’re fired.” — Bruce Allen
This was perfect. +1
Big fan of this.
And THAT is why he gets his own posts. SSBY 4 Lyfe
WE HAD JOY, WE HAD FUN
WE HAD SEASONS IN THE SUN
BUT THE PLAYOFFS WE COULD REACH
ARE JUST SUNBURNS ON MY CHEEKS
I’m disappointed that I had to Bing to get that reference. I feel like an uncultured swine.
@mclamb — Same… High School English class where I watched this was so long ago…
Quoting Joseph Conrad and Terry Jacks in the same comment thread? That’s… eclectic, I guess?
#5 needs to be set to Skid Row’s “18 and Life.”
Matt Barkley’s scared-child face would have fit in nicely this week.
No caption needed for Mark.
Wolfman wasn’t suggesting Blitz. He was ordering unlimited blintz.
And then the waiter asked, “would you like anything else with your order?”
Wolfman Rob can’t afford to BUY those blintzes, though he is willing to paint your fence if you’d be generous enough to give them to him.
#4 should’ve been the Freddie Mercury one instead.
I legit laughed at #2. Excellent work.
49ERS BEST TEAM
Interesting comment, thank you.
djmoney BEST COMMENTING HISTORY, lOL no lie.