The chick with the blue hair-wasn’t she on tumblr?
I hope Charlie Weis gets eaten by an even larger whale.
I thought Patton Oswald was a Giants fan not a Jets fan?
Even Battleship Manning can’t inspire any smirres in Lucas Oil
Why the schlong face?
Good lol hustle! I know it must have been tough with so few games.
Chick in the first pick? Heck Yeah.
I think I once did a case of whip-its with Jets Guy behind the Fuddruckers in Weehawken. Best Arbor Day ever!
I wonder if blue hair girl’s carpet matches the drapes?
Long face girl, smoking imaginary cigarette.
Hahahahaha fuck the Colts! The colts are gonna go down in history as the most disappointing team ever! I mean, in a QB driven league (unless every fucking one of those asshole announcers and media members are lying to me) shouldn’t the team with the best QB be in the Super Bowl more than a couple of times in over 10 years?
To the Jets fans on this site, first of all, Fuck You. Second, enjoy the playoffs while you can.
I’d become a Colt’s fan for a day if I could get sandwiched by those two! I love blue hair!
Quality post, DJ Chon661.
Those chicks in the last picture are wearing Jeff Saturday replica jerseys.
Jesus, Colts fans, you’re beyond mockery.
I take it that Jets fan is anti-riddler.
damn… monkey business likrey the radies?
Calm down, Otto Man. Those two are the hottest women in Indianapolis, simply by virtue of being able to fit through a door without turning sideways.
I bet that chick in the first pic owns a gun. and drives a truck.
Wow, in only 2 pictures you managed to capture the only 3 “somewhat-thin” women in Indiana.
meh, the asian chicks hotter
How much extra did he have to pay the hooker (mail order bride) in the first pic to wear a Colts jersey ?
Fat Humps everywhere have a sad.
/anxiously awaits Jets mumblerape without lube and another epic Pats SB meltdown
I bet the real charge was for getting her to wear the Peyton mask. And the strap-on.
@ Bednarikrules says: “I’d become a Colt’s fan for a day if I could get sandwiched by those two!”
Then you’d be a Colts fan exactly as long as 95% of the rest of the Colts fans.
Matthew Lesko wants to know what that Jets fan has against question marks.
The Red Rooster is humanoid, Gorilla!
@ Bednarikrules, “I love blue hair!”
Corts roose. No smirre.
DJ Chon661 thinks this is a yahoo site
“And for some reason, I’d have blue hair. You GOTTA have blue hair.”
Holy shit I just made the mistake of reading Greg Easterbrook’s Tuesday Morning Twatcheese on my droid while waiting for my chimichangas to finish cooking. If you thought this man was a fucktarded cumstain before, prepare to be blown away; as Easterbrook has reached unprecedented levels of shitstupid that would make Peter King diddle his asshole in amazement.
Easterbrook suggests that academics be included as the fourth criterion for the BCS formula, because what better way to decide which team is the best in the country than by measuring their football graduation rates? By virtue of this rule, the Bills should have been a wildcard team (Ryan Fitzpatrick – Harvard) and the Seahawks should have been a first-round bye due to the preponderance of “Golden Domers” on their team.
Now I’m a student at Cornell, and as a result I jizzed my pants last year when we made the Sweet 16. But by Easterbrook’s retarded logic, the Big Red should’ve been a top 3 seed because holy Christ our basketball graduation rates are astronomical, Kentucky (1 seed) should’ve been a 5 or 6, and Texas (8 or 9 seed, can’t remember) should have been relegated to a play-in game. Look, there’s already a venue for intelligent college students to succeed off the field – it’s called life. I don’t want a my future financial advisor from Palo Alto that even I can outrun starting at middle linebacker for me (white or black). I either want that corn-fed Nebraskan that can bench press a Prius (less impressive than it sounds) or I want (Prefix)(Normal Name) Jackson that runs a 4.48 anchoring the D.
To his taint-licking credit, Easterbrook does mention that the disparity in graduation rates between white football players and African-American football players is a problem. Well according to the infallible logic of Easterbrook the Magnificent, that’s easily remedied by establishing “graduation quotas” for the starting lineups of all FBS teams. I remember playing NCAA 2004 and choosing the Iowa Hawkeyes to play against my five-year-old brother, who was Florida. When I saw that I had three white defensive backs and my brother was running shotgun spread, I just cut the game off.
If I want to watch subpar athletes start over their athletically gifted counterparts as a result of politics, donations and connections, I’ll just go back to my 95% white private school suburban HS alma mater and catch a game there. Otherwise, fuck you Greg Easterbrook and fuck your fucking fuck.
/now I can eat my chimichangas in peace
+1 for the Red Rooster reference.
Fuck. I want a chimichanga.
There is no chimichanga that takes as long to cook as an Easterbrook column takes to read. And that’s before we even get into all the eye-bleeding that results.
Hines Wald was in the crowd for the Fat Humps game?
That is some great fucking hustle, son. For an Ivy Leaguer, you’ve got promise.
No “NATNATNATNATNATNATNATNATNATNATNATNATNATNATNAT” LOL for BEEF MOE?
Now I’m a student at Cornell,
Do you wear Salmon colored Polo shirts, too?
What’s wrong with Jeff Saturday jersies, Otto man? Better than another dumbass wearing some running back’s jersey.
LaFavre: From about late September until around early May, it’s way too fucking cold in Ithaca for a salmon colored polo. Regardless, I do not own a single pink article of clothing (not even a wristband for breast cancer awareness). Pink is for women, white people, and assholes; and I belong to none of these groups.
u tried too hard with the two chicks photo. simply:
ANYONE KNOW HOW TO DEBONE A COLT??
So Easterbrook wants to include academics in the BCS rankings? That’s dumb. Didn’t have time to read your whole comment. What else did you say?
no beef moe crotch grab?
Still nice. Shame it’s running out.
Waiting for steelers hte poast
I call bullshit on #3. No way ANYONE can be sick of Bobby “The Brain” Heenan
//shows self out
You forgot to mention the Cowboys … I think.
You have a lot of work to do if you want to get by in the real world. Take this as a friendly hint: In the real world, when you take up four inches of figurative column space ostensibly to lambaste the douchiness of someone else, but simultaneously manage to work into the conversation the fact that you a) are at a specific Ivy and b) went to a private school, not only does your point get lost, it gets nullified and buried by the extreme douche that is you.
Upshot: no one thinks, “Hey, great point.” They think, “What a self-involved stuffed shirt. I’d like to screw his girlfriend and wipe my dick with his J. Press tie.”
Luckily for you, you escape supreme douchitude because you can’t simply refer to your time at “Ithaca,” (as in, “when I was in Cambridge…,” or “in New Haven, we…”) since we might conclude erroneously that you actually went to Ithaca. Which only means you got “Bs” at aforesaid douchefactory prep school. Douche.
So-sonatas Motiejunas – Not white, no pink, smart enough for Cornell. Hmm, gotta be Asian.
(Prefix)(Normal name) Jackson
I bet the blue haired girls pussy tastes like a white castle burger.
So-sonatas Motiejunas is The Nard Dog.
@bark, since she’s from Indy more like a Steak and Shake burger.