DIE AND BURROW IN SATAN’S ANUS, YOU TEBOW-ENABLING SHIT
Yup, that sums it up, Ape.
Can’t wait for God to strike down Tebow with lightning. Ya know, that whole “false idols” thing
Last time I post this…
The KSK Kommentariat continues to be the Frank Grimes to Tebow’s Homer Simpson.
On a side note, I wanted MB3 to die and burrow in Satan’s anus long before this week.
We have to have a Wade and Jerry-style “Lovie and Marion” post. I hope there is lots of bad language.
/TebowTime will trend forever
I want him DEAD! His family DEAD! His house BURNED to the ground!
How on earth is it possible to blow the same game TWICE??????????????
DIAF YOU FUCKING USELESS PILE OF MONKEY SHIT HALLELUJAH HOLY SHIT WHERE’S THE TYLENOL
I don’t believe this Tebow hype, but I’m circumcising myself tonight to hedge my bets.
I may have to put a hiatus on my general hatred of the New England Patriots. Never before have I wanted them to run up the score against another team.
FUCKING PREVENT DEFENSE! HOW DOES IT WORK?
OH RIGHT, IT FUCKING DOESN’T!!! IT ENABLES PIECES OF SHIT LIKE TEBOW TO GO CAPTAIN CHECKDOWN AND LOOK GOOD DOING IT!!!
FUCKING MARION BARBER RUNNING OUT OF BOUNDS AND FUMBLING DIDN’T GOD DAMN HELP EITHER!!! MOTHER FUCKER!!!
This has to be the worst NFL fad ever.
Oh yes, the Shadenfreude is so delicious. I shall feast on your tears of sadness and frustration. Feed me Kommentariat. FEED ME!
I’ve decided I’m with UCL. It’s obvious that The Tebow cannot be stopped. It cannot be contained. If we fight for its favor, it may be merciful. I, for one, welcome our Tebow overlords.
I just hope he was more accurate performing circumscision than he is at passing, otherwise he must have shortdicked half the phillippines.
That Bruni blowjob might be the worst non-PK piece of of scrotum-slobbering hagiography I’ve ever read.
I’m sending 2 hookers, a handle of bourbon and a couple of 8 balls to Tebow’s house next Sat night. Then, I’m calling the cops.
Next week: Dreamboat vs. Jesus
Tebow Baggins is when you tea bag someone whilst tebowing over them.
I love the media fucks putting this guy on the moral pedestal. Remember how that worked out with Tiger?
But guys, Tim Tebow is a natural winner.
Marion the Barbarian got me a large handful of fantasy points…enough to win…and also fucked the Bears out of a playoff spot. I would this man a beer, given the opportunity.
Buy…buy him a beer. Good thing I’m not driving far…
I’d give him a beer, then punch him in the face.
Least Least? Or the Leastiest Least?
I…….I…I think I could stab a puppy right now.
I move to rename it the Marion Barber Memorial Least of the Week for this week. Never have I seen one player basically snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
What would someone have to do to Out-Least Barber? *looks at Romo*
I second that motion.
I agree with, um, Stabby Pants…
F’ck Tebow and all the damn media assmucher fawning over him now and tomorrow. He sucks.
Nonononono….just when I get back to Texas, Tebow has an inconceivable comeback. No. No. No.
I actually hope the Cowboys lose this game 51-14. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW RICK PERRY-ENABLERS
As soon as St. Timothy gets his first piece of pussy, all of this stops.
@Fek – Heeeeey, don’t… don’t you do that man. Don’t tempt “No Lead is Safe” Tony, don’t do it. He WILL take you up on your challenge.
Tebow is my Shepard, I shall not want for excitement
He maketh me watch the game until the end, he leadeth to a(nother) comeback
He restores my hope; he guides the team to the playoffs
Yea, though I watch the doubters and naysayers on ESPN, I will fear no unconventional throwing motion: for thou art in High Def; thy wins in comeback fashion they comfort me.
Next week Bambi Timmy beats that fornicator Brady!
Not to worry Barber, Ernest Byner knows how you feel.
@GN Punk Is it possible to have so much rage yet so much lust for one person in that photo you posted?
Costas just chinned Bruni’s chinning of Tebow.
I live close to Cinci so we were limited in what game was being shown and I was cussing CBS for staying with the Packer game when they were up by 40 fucking points when his Holiness lead his team to take it to OT then won the damn thing.
Not a Bronco fan but a close game would have been better to watch than an asswhooping.
\Laughed my ass off when they lost with 2 seconds left
\Go die in a fire Mike Brown
“There are some who call me Tim.”
Caleb Hanie: “Don’t worry Marion. I suck too.”
Fucking fucking piece of shit. Now I gotta go root for the goddamn Patriots. I fucking hate the Patriots.
Breesus who art destined for the hall, hallowed by thy game. Why does thou forsake us with this blasphemous Tegan mockery. Those of weak will, spirit, and mind have heaped worship upon a false idol for this victory. I questioned ye not when thy emo-savior was stricken. I still believed when thy forteous one fell, and all was lost on a hail mary. But, how can thou see fit to create the anti-lynch, Marion Barber and his Least Mode?
Tebow solves the Kobayashi Maru.