Marshawn Lynch is expected to sign a two-year deal with the Seattle Seahawks. This is good news for Seattle fans, fans of Marshawn Lynch, and fans of footballin general, but it’s perhaps better news for ESPN, Deadspin, Bleacher Report, SB Nation, Uproxx Sports, and indeed, myself and the rest of the writers here at Kissing Suzy Kolber, because it means we can start speculating now as to whether or not Marshawn Lynch will leave after next season. Imagine all the distractions that he may or may not cause next season given his propensity to be abrasive to the press! Will he be peeved enough to leave the team if he doesn’t get enough carries? Is it just a matter of time?
Look forward to another season of every single sports website ever asking these questions without providing answers, until Marshawn Lynch ultimately decides whether or not to sign next year! Then, we can look forward to every single sports website ever claiming to be right all along about Marshawn Lynch’s plans since we’ve all been hedging our bets the entire time! Golly, isn’t the media great? It’s really surprising Lynch doesn’t seem to like us very much. Can’t imagine why.
Anyway, you heard it here first, folks. Marshawn Lynch: Definitely maybe ditching the Seahawks at the end of the 2015-16 season, unless he doesn’t.