In the wake of Houston’s meltdown loss to the Seahawks, we’ve already seen frustrated Texans fans burning Matt Schaub’s jersey as the quarterback’s third pick-six in three games snatched defeat from the hands of victory. Now if you’d like your Schaub mockery in edible form, you can get that, too. The tony Houston culinary institution that is Skeeter’s Mesquite Grill (3.5 stars on Yelp!) is offering a Schaub burger special that grants the diner their choice of six toppings. Sick condiment burns, you guys.
Schaub defenders (such a thing exists, apparently) would argue that, if you take the long view, the amount of pick-sixes he’s thrown in his career are actually comparable to other respected starting quarterbacks. But those who take the long view aren’t the sort of people who design hamburgers making fun of quarterbacks. Also, shhhh, you’re ruining our cruel fun.