Little Big Cock!
The Chargers resign him now, right?
WE AINT COOL, YO
Tomlinson is the new Alexander.
He is SO dead next week when James Harrison sacks Marmalard 34 times, not including the 56 times that he was held and is wasn’t called.
Nice MVP celebration you had there Pey-Pey. Now go back to making comercials.
So, how long do we wait for “Tomlinson for 1st & 2nd”?
Did the Pats have fun watching the game at home, after losing to both teams involved AND the Steelers?
THEY MUST HAVE!
I think we all know who the real MVP is.
/Huh? What? Huh? FUCK YOU!!!
Sproles is Tiny Elvis. “Look at that hole, it’s huge!”
Jacob Hester: You’re right again Tiny E!
Tiny Darren – hand-written by Sinclair Lewis.
I’ve always called him “Nintendo”
‘Cause of the Nintendo DS….. K, I’ll leave now.
Jerome Bettis: DARRYL SPROLES, DARRYL SPROLES!
Damn you, Bus.
After Tiny Darren caps off a nice day of wildcardkakke, i expect a scathing piece on the PANTS-SHITTING MINDFUCK that is Matt Millen on television talking about the NFL.
Ugh, I’m gonna go drink profusely.
/back to drinking beer
Bettis just referred to the Chargers as the better team about 19 times in 14seconds. Translation: “thank GOD the Steelers don’t have to play the Colts next week!”
Take your homer hat off there for a little bit, fatty.
Have fun, Colts fan!
Clown hat, curly hair, smiley face!
TTGT is going to have an unbroken crying jag all throughout January and February.
Imagine the goat Sproles could have been if that end zone fumble resulted in the deciding points! Who cares! Peyton lost!
+1 gamecock_nibbler: Scifres was the real meast of this game.
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’ll actually be rooting for the Steelers next week. Hopefully they can knock Marmalard’s dick off before sending him packing for the season.
On the other hand, Head Injury Ben has always gotten a funny feeling in between his legs every time he has seen powder blue.
Knee Injury Brady will never recover. Have fun franchising Cassel.
If he keeps this up, how many times are we gonna hear “hold me closer Tiny Darren” from Berman?
Fack duh Steeluhs! AM I RIGHT?
Kardkkake and football….awesome.
Colts losing to Tiny Darren and 8-8 Norv…awesomer.
I’m secretly hoping Dungy will rip all of them a new one. This is at least the fifth fucking time the whole team choked when it counted. IS IT THAT HARD TO WANT TO WIN A GAME?!
colts fan here: my thoughts
1. chargers outplayed the colts, no question
2. colts got 2 cheap tds (the wayne play, and the fumble at the 1)
3. the nfl needs to look into holding calls on freeney (not the reason the colts lost, but on at least one replay he was being facemasked.)
4. my main complaint now is that the colts will draft below the chargers, this makes no fucking sense, either they had a better season or they didn’t. if they draft below they should be home.
I am headed to the Steelers plafoff game next weekend. Does anyone have good directions to Heinz Field from the airport?
I would ask Christmas Ape, but he has never been there.
Such bitterness by TTGT. And without even having to be a bitch and change his commenting name. Probably because I caught him the first two times.
Not that he ever watched a Pats game before February 2002.
What in the hell is a plafoff game?
Wow, looks like I have to drag out this old truth:
It’s not the playoffs until Peyton Manning chokes. I saw the Peyton Manning Face towards the end of the second quarter and knew the Chargers were going to win.
On the other hand, all the people who said the road teams were going to win are 0-2, so there’s that.
that run was all Jacob Hester and his key block.
TAKE A HIKE PEYTON!!
This weather is sweet!
/loves tiny darren
I’ll just stop now.
/selects Sproles as keeper in Dynasty league
This wasn’t a Peyton “choke” game, this was a “colts with no run game or run d”.
Christmas Ape… Dishing it out and unable to take it since 2006.
Says the guy who bitched out and changed his commenting name to avoid flak when his team got blown out by the Steelers. TTGT (nee Handful of Peter, occasionally Steeltown) is the biggest loser in any thread.
How the FUCK did Matt Millen manage to get a job associated with football?!? NBC is finished as a network. The Detroit Lions were already at the bottom of the football world and he managed to drive the franchise so deep into hell that Satan himself won’t even visit the new editions.
NBC, I am warning you and everyone else now, that Millen isn’t human; he is a Terminator sent from the future to destroy football as we know it and not even the (less talented) son of Barry Sanders can save us!
Lotsa estrogen flying around here…..
Yes, they brought in Millen to give expert analysis on professional football. Next up: Bernard Madoff gives a lecture on the importance of business ethics
“43 cent” has to be the best thing I’ve read in a long time. Ab-so-loot-ly perfect.
midge can run…..
why is it hard to like phillip rivers even if you try really,really hard?
Does anyone know who the halftime band at the Super Bowl is this yr ???
@Cusedenny: Bruce Springsteen.
As KSK’s resident Colts homer, I have come to take my beatings.
The D gave Manning, by my count, 3 chances to win the game. When it mattered, the MVP punted three times.
Tiny Darren wasn’t the Meast of this game. It was Mike Scifres. The Chargers punter basically won this game for them. 14 of the Chargers 17 points came on a field that started at the Colts 45, after the Colts were basically pinned inside the 10.
Now, it’s easy to find things to blame it on. Too many injuries. Too many rookies. Hostile crowd. Bad field. Terrible officiating. Couldn’t run. Couldn’t stop the run. But ultimately, it all comes down to this: the Colts choked like a Thai hooker on Charles Haley’s dick. When it mattered, they came up short and completely self-destructed in overtime.
Being a Colts fan, it’s easy to have hope for next season. The rookies will be better. People will be healthier. Manning will have a whole offseason with his receivers. Marvin will probably retire. So will Dungy. We’ll draft somewhere in the mid 20s. We can probably pick up a few decent players there.
I was furious when I left the bar. I’m still angry. But then I remember that we’ve won 12+ games for 6 years running. We still have the best QB in NFL history behind center. We still have a Hall of Fame coach and his hand-picked replacement. We still have a Hall of Fame GM and his hand picked replacement in the front office. We’re going to contend next year, just like we have every year for basically the last decade.
I remember that we have a Super Bowl trophy from 2006. And that means we have another 3 seasons before we’re allowed to really start bitching.
So, I’m going to go have another drink. Or five. And start figuring out who the best 20 or so linebackers, defensive tackles, and offensive guards in college football are.
@Monkey: As a lifelong Dolphins fan, I’d recommend you enjoy the good times. Next up: team hires coach with great moustache and horrible play calling; HoF QB slides into mediocrity while team spends all of cap to get some high priced FA’s for one last shot which leads to massive blowouts in the playoffs; then 10 years wandering the desert while division rival wins Superbowls.
/not bitter… really… just tired that the only mentions of Dolphins and Superbowl come from Mercury Morris
Hold me closer, Tiny Daaaaaaarren,
Count the hashmarks on the siiiiidelines…