It happened because narrative commanded it. Don’t worry, I’m sure people will remember to talk about Sam Bradford’s injury at some point in the next few days.
Grainy Vine replay for those who lack a TV that will replay it on loop for a week:
ESS! EEE! CEE! ESS! EEE! CEE! ESS! EEE! CEE! ESS! EEE! CEE!
I always assumed that fans chanted that when Big 10 fans teased them about their players’ inability to spell
Leave it to a gay to grab a sack from behind.
Please let this be the hit that started it all.
/waits for Sam to be cut before Week 1
/mulls future of humanity
Sam sacks sorry slick of shit, Manziel mulls massive mauling by man-lover.
/I’m sorry, internet, I am drunk.
“At least you’re not a homo-sexual.” – Redneck
Bortles boards boat bound for….fuckit, I’m bored.
BRING ME THE HEAD OF JON BON JOVI
So was Manziel distracted?
I’m sure he did gayer shit to get into his frat.
At first I read this as “I’m sure he did gayer shit to get into his fart”
I lol’d out loud with a laugh.
Sam was happy that two dudes ended p on a top him. People forget that he’s gay.
Next thing you know somebody will say Jimmy Graham pla……
Ever done any Turkish oil wrestling, Johnny?
Motivation for sack; terrible looking brown uniform pants.
I guess this would be the perfect time to say how much I’ve missed you guys. Your musk.
/smells left arm pit.
With the practice squad being increased to 10 players Sam will make a team no doubt. As for The Browns, Hoyer again looked like shit. The dam will break at some point.
That is a perfectly cromulent sack that embiggens us all.
Look, Horatio, grown-ups have a thing called money.
Hehe… embiggened sack.
IMO Johnny pays big gay men to smother him IMO
With pillows! So he can bite the pillows!
Manziel is a closet gay, he’s the word ‘man’ in his name. What more do you need?
His name literally translates to “man zeal” ppl forget that.
I just read a story about a former Madison Sheriff’s Deputy who has ALS and murdered his wife and sister-in-law over the weekend. Number 1 contender for most “2014” story of the year?
Biggest Ice Bucket Challenge FAIL yet, IMO.
#64 tackle was bribed by ESPN to allow the sack…not a bad move for a guy who will be loading trucks in September.
Right….. he’ll most likely make a practice squad somewhere.
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Michael Fucking Sam you make that crouton dick Johnny Football humble
BUY IRON SHEIK T-SHIRT OR GO FUCK YOURSELF JABRONI
Michael Sam sacked Johnny Manziel!
So Johnny, do you like gladiator films?
Hey all I know is that Michael Sam will be grabbing sacks somewhere in the NFL this year. Perhaps not with the Rams but he’s shown enough ability to beat off blockers that another team would be sure to sign him.
I think you are right – Michael Sam shows advanced sack grabbing abilities in this backdoor take down of Manziel. He got good deep penetration into the backfield, taking Manziel from behind with a reach-around move. Clearly the Browns can’t be happy with this ending to the play, as the lineman vents his frustration by pile-driving Sam into the ground from behind Manziel obviously wasn’t satisfied in the end and will probably be sore in the morning.
Gay jokes are so much better when you’re enlightened! I’m glad we can talk like this!
Not yet; I got trolled for stereotyping San Fransisco by referring to getting stabbed in the butt in the the stands.
Actual stereotype SF fans stabbing people on the stadium premisis mixed with actual serial butt stabber.