Voice immodulation sufferer Ron Jaworski has been removed from the Monday Night Football booth and relegated to studio duty for ESPN, according to Sports Business Journal’s John Ourand. To be sure, ESPN swears this is not a demotion for Jaws. Hey, that’s great. I don’t so much care about Jaws’ broadcast career trajectory as much as what I’m subjected to while watching games any given week. On one hand, the change is a necessary one because Jaws and Jon Gruden frequently step on each other’s toes trying to make the same insipid analysis. On the other, this means an even higher frequency of Gruden brainfarts per broadcast to fill the void. THESE BRAINFARTS, I’M GONNA CALL THEM THE LINGERERS.
‘Monday Night Football’ Now Lacks Eye Discipline