Alack! Gisele is photographed ferrying the Dreamboat about in her SUV in Brazil while they enjoy a conical serving of iced cream (smug flavored!). And they’re doing so whilst almost certainly driving around the favelas in Rio and taunt-smirking at the poor kids, only to haul ass when Lil’ Ze shows up. Everyone knows the old Brady would have been flying on a jet pack and double-fisting Rocket Pops.
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