The man is not wrong. Wet cheerleaders are pretty fantastic.
Easterbrook is furiously pounding away because of this post. Maybe it’s at his keyboard, maybe it’s not.
Gotta love seeing cheerleaders doing their job despite the rain.
@ Cromartie – I like to believe that he totally meant it both ways.
All hail Joe WIllie Namath.
@BoS: I’d like to believe it too, but I don’t see the time stamp, so I’m not sure if he was lucid or not when he wrote it… wait, it’s Namath… no time stamp needed.
I’m surprised Namath didn’t go with, “That’s what I love about these cheerleaders, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”
I’m suprised he didn’t go with, “I nailed her mom, and hers, and maybe hers.”
The best type of cheerleader is a wet cheerleader…that’s tied up and bent over and…wait I may have said too much already.
“Gotta love making cheerleaders wet.”
“Way to snatch that wet young poon, Joe. That’s great hustle.”
Looks like the patron saint still got it.
I could care less about Plaxico catching a touchdown pass.
Joe does not care for the vapor lock HJ technique.
You’re all missing the point.
Joe wasn’t excited that the cheerleaders were wet. He was excited that he could still see them, despite the raging alcoholism.
True Otto. I’m surprised the post didn’t go more like “Schgoota luve seein’ (hic) wet puss-I mean chherleaders amiright??”
Good point, LTF.
“That chick’s got a butt that won’t quit. They’ve got these chewy pretzels at the stadiuamsm basbd qwert five dollars? Get out of here!”
Advice to Mrs. Namath: if you want Joe to live through the night, I suggest you roll him onto his stomach. Remember, I said “if”.
Joe Namath really knows how to speak to my brain.
Of course, given that he’s three times my age, that may not be a point in his favor.
Actually, the recovery position is typically better for people who are drunk. Face down means letting someone sleep in a pool of their own vomit, which is a choking hazard according to John Bonham.
/Rock stars never go out with dignity
Does he have any other children he needs to repair his relationship with. It’s just another cry for help… poor bastard, he’s done nothing good since the 60’s (and even the 60’s stuff is overrated)…
The Sex Cannon has something in common with those late summer thundershowers – when they come blowing through, the cheerleaders end up getting all soaking wet.
/straight up clotted cream.
jackin’4beats; you typed what I was thinking, except you didn’t mention spanking.
Go Joe Willy. Unappreciated attention is better than no attention at all (Jenn Sterger).
Joe left out “shaved”.
Gino’s quote was a gratuitus Simpson’s reference. I only mention it because I actually got a Simpson’s ref!!1!!WooHoo!
/almost never gets GSRs
The landing strip is matted down?
Joe Willie Namath – a man who has literally done it all. A man’s man if there ever was one.
Spanky, thank you for catching my Gratuitous Simpsons Reference. Now I can take credit from a rif on somebody else’s (1992) work.
Hail to The King, baby.
Post sucks without a gallery.