Newly Signed Free Agent Garcia, Simms To Compete For Starting Job, One Another’s Love

03.06.07 11 years ago 26 Comments

He’s a rogue with a strong arm that breaks all the rules. She’s a damsel in distress who can’t run the offense. Fate brought them together. Jealousy could tear them apart. And poor Bruce Gradkowski is beating his lonely Toledo Rocket in the corner.

You know it’s hard to make relationships work in the office. It really is. Chances are that the relationship falls apart, things get awkward, and the whole team dynamic suffers. Hopefully, these two kids will have what it takes to make love last. But I have one more question:

Is it a quarterback controversy if they’re fucking each other?

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