No One Must Ever Find Out About My Secret Japanese Fish Fighting Ring

05.05.08 9 years ago 11 Comments

Now that I’m the new quarterback in Atlanta, no one must know that I train Japanese Bettas and have them fight for my amusement.

Oh, society may shun such dangerous activity. But I cannot resist the beauty and majesty of these noble creatures. Fighting is at the very core of their being! Can’t anyone understand that?

Perhaps I should shut down Ill-Timed Information Aquarium. Maybe…

No!

Never!

This is my culture, dammit! It’s part of my Chestnut Hill breeding. Now fight, you wonderful, mysterious fish, FIGHT! Begin your dance of death!

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