Adrian Peterson got so close. So very close. Just nine yards short of an NFL record. And he could have gotten it if the Vikings didn’t have a playoff berth to clinch. Sorry, AP. Sorry, Bears. Instead, the Packers get booted from their first-round bye. Suck it, cheesedicks. Oh and congrats and whatever, 49ers.
No Record For Purple Jesus, But Schadenfreude For The Packers