“No Words… They Should’ve Sent a Poet”

07.17.06 12 years ago 27 Comments

Kissing Suzy Kolber’s first post was June 28, 2006. In a way, it’s sad that the site has been around for less than a month, and already we face the grim reality that nothing will ever surpass the majestic beauty of this clip.

Remember Bo Jackson? He played for the Royals when they were in the major leagues and stomped ass every week for the Raiders, and according to a Nike commercial I saw he also “knew” soccer, cycling, archery, and like 15 other sports. Then he got hip necrophilia or something and couldn’t run over Brian Bosworth if The Boz were sleeping on the sidewalk in a puddle of his own vomit.

Thankfully we have YouTube, which brings us videos like this to remind us of Bo’s historic — and historically lost — talent. I’m pretty sure this is from that famous Monday Night Football game against the Seahawks in the Kingdome:

Our deepest gratitude to GorillaMask, where we saw this first.

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