Anthony “Spice” Adams spent nine years in the NFL. Nine years! That’s significantly longer than the average NFL career. Clearly, this is a person of great accomplishment and notoriety. After a while of being an unsigned free agent goofing on himself on YouTube, Adams is officially ending his career as an NFL player. The world must know that he will no longer take the field and possibly start for his team, though just as likely not. It’s truly the end of an era. Inform the media and alert all ships at sea. Few moments in modern culture unite the populace like the retirement of one of its beloved heroes. Watch and observe a nation captivated by the loss of a legend.