… and featuring Marmalard as the Choker.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a line-up to go stand in…
Italian Spiderman > Batman.
But seriously this movie is going to kick ass.
/crossing fingers for Italian Batman
Great, now Marmalard will haunt my nightmares. Thanks a lot.
Also starring Ladainian Tomlinson as the conscientious objector.
Jokerlard is definitely nightmare fuel. Thank you for ruining my sleep for the next 3 nights.
See Glove agrees with me…
They say Rivers will be the first quarterback to posthumously win the Super Bowl since Brett Favre.
Just awesome. You better smear facepaint on sombodaaaaaay!
12:03 show. Cannot wait.
I know Heath Ledger is supposed to be great in this movie, but in my mind there is only one true Joker.
This movie will kick so much ass.
And Jokerlard? Classic.
Unfortunately, he’d lob the grenade towards Batman — only for it to land 10 ft to the left and take out half his henchmen.
And does that make Shawne Merriman Two-Face? Or the Penguin?
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Merriman is Bane
wow, Cindy McCain DOES look a lot like the Joker. bravo, sir.
Talked to someone last night who saw one of the preview screenings. I hear things. Very, very good things.
Meanwhile, I am going with my friends to get some kind of really girly martini and see Mamma Mia! (Exclamation point theirs, not mine.)
Also, the Marmalard thing was awesome.
Dougery, apparently it’s a requirement for Republican wives.
@Otto, Check out pictures of Hillary. The Joker look is non-partisan.
It should be mandatory dialogue for every Joker, including Marmalard Joker, to say…
“This town needs an enema!”
Sucks to be you, futuremrs. You could not DRAG me to see that movie.
Nothing like having the whole office look at you laughing uncontrollably at Marmalard in Joker paint.
Eh, friend visiting all the way from Cali and I’m all about what she wants to do. Not sure I could deal with the Batman crowds, anyway… and the combination of Pierce Brosnan and Colin Firth is pretty tantalizing.
Um, I mean, FOOTBAWL!
Hillary certainly has a creepy laugh, but she lacks both the purple S&M outfits of Cindy McCain and the stretched Nicholson grin of Laura Bush.
In any case, I’ve always thought of her more as Two-Face,
You could not DRAG me to see that movie.
Oh, there will be plenty of people in drag at “Mamma Mia!” screenings.
oh man i dont know where you come up with this stuff but that is JUST AWESOME. i think i peed a little.
There’s a case to be made for Laura Bush or Hillary Clinton as the Joker, but Cindy McCain has the bizarre outfits, a private jet, eight homes for hideouts … and a history of stealing drugs from charities and getting investigated by the DEA.
Cindy it is.
Brady Quinn is giddy with excitement for tonight.
Have you ever faked an injury in a playoff game in the pale moonlight?
/going to a midnight showing up in westchester… by myself…
@Otto or anyone else, quick question. More people dressed up in drag at Mamma Mia or more people dressed up as Batman characters at The Dark Knight?
I’m going dressed like a Jedi and plan on shouting about one ring to rule them all.
wait til they getta loada me.
spot on and well rendered, sir.
rumor has it the guy with the keys to chris sims’s chastity belt has given him a hall pass tonight just on the chance li’l chrissy will run into mr quinn.
to Mamma Mia, that is.
I totally get why they’re showing The Dark Knight at midnight. But why is my local theater also showing Mamma Mia! and Space Chimps at midnight?
I’d have to say Mamma Mia, although by a narrow 5-4 margin. Also, one of the men dresssed in drag will step in a crack in the sidewalk and break a heel. A hissy fit will ensue.
I have sauces.
Good question, UU.
Having lived through an opening night showing of “Phantom Menace: The Suckening” with its hordes of costumed geeks, my instincts would be to give the edge to the fanboys.
However, given the recent outbreaks of massive “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?” levels of dress-up for the opening of the “Sex and the City” movie, I think the ladies just might have the advantage.
i hope marmalard has perfected that laugh so he can taunt fans with it this season.
i’d say the fanboys. fmra can correct my errant assumption, but the ladies won’t just be going to a movie. they’ll probably be doing ladylike things, involving equally ladylike beverages, either before or after. so, they’ll say they’re not just dressing to make a splash at anyone’s box office.
fanboys, on the other hand, have no social skills, so they’re not getting laid or doing anything else independent of seeing the flick. they’re just hoping for the opportunity to bask in the lambent glow of like-mineded geeks’ appreciation. one more reason why youth is wasted on the young.
dinosaur: I think they’re hoping that people who fucked up and missed the midnight showings because of sellouts will hang around until the 3 am showings…and what better way to wait around and psyche yourself up for The Dark Knight than watching CGI monkeys or Meryl Streep in overalls singing ABBA songs?
this is roughly the third supervillian whose creation can be entirely blamed on norv turner.
@hi there mary: Only if the Marmalard laugh sounds anything like this
holy fucking shit that rivers picture is awesome.
If they decide to do a sequel without Heath Ledger I think they know who to cast for the roll. lol
Goddammit Ape!! You’re showing pictures from the movie again!! You sonofabitch you ruined it for me!! Where was you fucking spolier alert tag?!?!111
Marmalard as the Joker is truly inspired. Made me genuinely laugh out loud. Thanks, man!
Would the correct new nickname be “MARMALARF”?