Detroit 0-3 (Road: 0-1) at St. Louis 2-1 (Home: 1-0)
The Lions offense has only scored 37 points in their first three games, so they’re only this close to scoring 40!
Cleveland 0-3 (Road: 0-1) at Oakland 0-2 (Home: 0-1)
If this is your 4pm CBS game, feel entitled to kick every puppy and baby you see for the next month. I will come to your arraignment to back up your insanity plea, since you should have been able to watch…
New England 2-1 (Road: 1-0) at Cincinnati 3-0 (Home: 1-0)
Interesting that the Bengals, a playoff-bound franchise emerging from the front-office ineptitude that plagued them through the 1990s, are welcoming the Patriots, who are seeing their championship team slowly dismantled by their own management.
Jacksonville 2-1 (Road: 0-1) at Washington 1-2 (Home: 0-1)
What will Mark Brunell pull out of his ass this week? Tom Cruise, perhaps?