Well, if you have a better idea, we’re listening.
I mean come on…
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY NOW
Not strange at all when men show up to the stadium with a handful of “tampons” and no lady with them.
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Zappa would approve.
Drunk woooo girls gonna drunk woooo girl.
The Missus has a clear plastic bag that she wrote FOR TAMPONS AND STUFF FOR MY PERIOD on for this. For once, she may embarrass me in public instead of the way it usually (wait, always) works.
So then you stick these up your ass, right? Isn’t that what the kids are doing nowadays?
Buttchugging, tampon drunks, the whole lot of them!
/Yells at cloud
Balls; that is $50 extra.
Get off my lawn!!! Wait… what were we talking about again?
Talk about a high colonic.
NOW I understand what Fergie was talking about.
/I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, get you love drunk off my hump….
I really want a drink now.
And so the inevitable Vagina Chugging craze begins…
I can’t wait until Snyder bans all tampons not officially licensed by FedEx and Six Flags.
The flags are extra absorbent.
My next invention will be Chuggies. Diapers pre-soaked in alcohol can hold up to 12 oz of liquid at a time. Just slap it on your kid, go into the game, wring it out into a cup and you’ll not only get wasted, you don’t have to worry about your kid being a pain in the ass because they will be passed out. Who wants to go in on this with me?
Well, it Depends…
/Shows self out
I feel like your business plan may be a bit… leaky
Is it On The Raggin or Off The Raggin?
Yeah, I snickered at this.
/so not ashamed…
Don’t act like you guys have never skinned a knee running through the okra patch.
So is there enough room in these for a Go Girl (a female urination device that allows women to pee while standing up)? Will they have weep holes for drainage?
The wonders of the internet:
I MUST HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!
Oh bloody hell! Do they sell these by the gross?
For the cost of less than 3 beers: [freedomflask.com]
You could also use that in the old movie popcorn box switcheroo maneuver.
Is that a French flask that republicans renamed?
This gives new meaning to the term “Crotch Shots”.
Next up … the fake colostomy bag.
I can’t believe no one has made a Bloody Mary joke yet.
This might be more practical if the space isn’t already taken.
Depending on the stadium, that area may be searched first.
Douchebags. No, really…….
I love mine! I got them on smuggleyourbooze.com and they have sunscreen flasks too. I take mine everywhere.