Get it, you guys? Because the Packers jammed their fingers into the vagina and ass of the Texans. But, y’know, football.
Thank you kindly!
There’s nothing like a guy in “awareness-raising” pink gloves giving the viewing audience the shocker…
Not to be pedantic, but what he’s doing actually represents a maneuver known as the shocker2. In a bedroom setting it consists of a regular shocker (penetrate, stimulate, aggravate), but the second arm is used to apply a very mild electrical current, which adds considerably to the original sensation.
[the 2 was supposed to be raised with a superscript tag; i.e. shocker squared]
L’accent circonflexe fonctionne bien pour élever un nombre à une autre puissance.
Par example: shocker^2
Yeah, but you’re supposed to be able to raise it with a [sup] html tag. Guess we don’t have quite that much freedom down here. But apparently it can be done with a reserved character: shocker².
Can you guys go back to not caring about us? We were doing better.
No one cares about the Texans.
My fiancee last night: “So wait, the Packers are beating Honolulu?”
Trust me, no one cares about the Texans.
I said it in the wrong thread, now I’ll say it here; there is only really one way to express my feelings regarding this game:
Kurt Vonnegut had a great bit about the term “beaver.”
Vonnegut is the theme for my fantasy teams this year: one is the Montana Wildhacks, and the other is the Wide Open Beavers. And I’m finally getting into the “Goodbye Blue Monday” part of the year where I stop losing every game.
Wide open beavers; the breakfast of champions.
AJ Hawk might be the world’s biggest Brah-sshole.
Crushed that shocker, Clay!!!
/Clay world’s second biggest Brah-sshole
//separated only by abilities
///limited, limited abilities
Of course, I forgot Paul Ryan:
Maybe now that I’ve posed curling 40 pounds with my red Brah hat on backwards people will take my incoherent ramblings seriously:
IOTW Paul Ryan is a fucking retard.
Oh, I’m sorry. That was was Paul Ryan some asshole in a hat.
He wants your grandmother to eat catfood and die of emphysema.
He’s got a vision for America. Sadly, it’s a vision no one but the Koch (pronounced COCK) brothers don’t want for the America we grew up believing in taking responsibility for the welfare of one another.
AJ Hawk is #1 at something? IMPOSSIBRU, he’s probably an average brahhole
I feel like this should be a mailbag submission
My friend and I were wondering if that’s what he did.
Good to see you guys caught that.
That’s the kind of hard-hitting investigative journalism that I expect from this reputable periodical.
50 million Packers Fans can’t be wrong. Or weigh less than 50 million tons.
Is it at all possible that Hawk was being a masshole for a completely different reason?
That’d be some good trolling. Some very good trolling.
The Cougar Paw is some quality trolling too. Trolls trolling trolls?
Hawk was just teasing the NFL’s next marketing/awareness campaign: November is Prostate Cancer Awareness Month.