Penis Tackles Should Be Illegal, Says Penis Tackle Victim

12.02.13 4 years ago 34 Comments


Shocking news you’ll never believe: Vernon Davis, whose penis was used as a tackle aide by Rams safety T.J. McDonald on Sunday, reported that the experience was painful and would prefer not to repeat it.

Oh, and he believes there should be a rule against dick tackling. Important part, that. The rule and the organ. The NFL might want to table the Mike Tomlin punishment for a day or two until they get the new dick tackle rule on the books.

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