It’s going on right now. Fly, kommentariat, fly. Time’s a wastin’ There’s only so much time to ask him about stealing foul balls from children and what problems Scott Pioli’s balls can solve.
Peter King answered PFT Commenter’s question!
pitbull seems like a showoff type TE i want a dog who knows assignments not one whose going to pee all over the end zone after a late TD–PFTC killing it!
15 minutes in, and he’s answered 3 questions. There’s so much trolling going on, it’s glorious. As if he actually thought the mouth breathers who take him seriously would actually go to a Reddit AMA and ask him proper questions about THE mmqb.
We’ve had Tebowmas and Tebeaster, is this Kingsgiving?
I counted about 12 “earnest” questions out of 144. Well done, Kommentariat.
is this Kingsgiving?
I think. MAYBE.
For those who are in on the joke, don’t use cursing or swear words. It will likely make him stop doing the AMA if everyone is attacking him. The best trolling comes from stupid questions and statements [horseysurprise.tumblr.com for a tutorial on this brand of stupid trolling]
Also, look at the thread before posting your question. I’ve seen 4 jokes on the foul ball thing already, no repeats.
All the serious questions for him are getting downvoted into oblivion. This will not end well.
Thank you for you for horsey surprise and your work in the AMA.
SKS: Too depressing.
KSK should put that on the site banner.
My contribution: Peter, tell me more about EvoShield
Sorry, was in a rush
He just summed up his entire existence in one sentence: “There wasn’t a lot of deep thinking that went into it.”
Trophy for Most Effective Trolling goes to PFTCommenter and his “dog breed” question. LOFTY stealth trolling.
Corgi QB ftw
The dog question made it onto Deadspin.
Woo hoo! I got 2 answered! My kloaking device allows me to strike by surprise!
THAT’S NICE HUSTLE
(headbutts Fek, HARD)
Did anyone else just realize Fek got really scarce around these parts right when PFTCommenter started coming ’round? Quasi- Clark Kent/Supermanesque? Hmmmmmmm….
Bring your Sun Swords with you!
Also, I love how Ape can summon us like Flying Monkeys.
I kinda of want to ask him if he would kill Costas to take his place. But I don’t want to make a reddit account.
Apparently, it was never going to be “Kinglandia.” I’ve done what I can, friends.
I came late and I’m already so proud of you guys.
Right now PK is having reading comprehension issues.
No,more than usual.
oh god you guys are AMAZING, I love this whole thing. his intern is regretting this already.
I’m StringerBell2. Don’t know anything about Reddit but I think I done good.
And he didn’t answer a single one of my questions. Life is unfair, maybe.
Allagash White Power is LOFTY.
I’m npurcell8. Late to the party, I gotta think up something good.
Missed it. Lofty questions though
Ladies and Gentlemen, you are all the best. That. Was. Wonderful.
I’m so happy right now.
That was such a good idea. LOFTY not understanding the internet.
If you tell him what “lofty” is.
I got here too late, but goddamn, I’m proud of all of you. Excellent work, all around.
(work safe video clip)
That was awesome. I actually made a Reddit account to join the fun, then realized I am on the west coast and the event happened in the PAST.
But you were able to see it LIVE.
Damn I wish I had been on time for this. Amazing works by the SKS Massive.
You people made my afternoon!
Lofty work, gentle Kommentariat.
You all deserve a treat come Friday.
I am turgid with anticipation.
Finally going through the actual AMA from earlier. Outstanding work. Maybe. How long into it do you think PK realized he’d made a huge mistake?
Wait! You just solved the mystery: Peter King is not a football columnist… he’s an illusionist. Makes so much more sense.
Oh man SKS killed it. Whoever decided to let PK on Reddit should probably be reprimanded. Might I suggest their punishment involve proofreading all of PK’s future posts?
Or is that too severe?
Reprimanded? Given a medal for subtle trolling!
It was this guy:
Fucking work. I can’t believe I missed this. /commits seppuku
Disappointed I missed it, but glad PK’s better judgement didn’t show up either.
I can’t believe I missed this.
That was glorious. I’m sad I missed it live, but I LOLed several times reading it tonight.
Really late to the party, but I have not laughed that hard in years! Almost gimme a heart attack!