The Federal Highway Commission has ruled Peyton Hillis unsafe for highway or city driving.
Video via Shutdown Corner.
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Peyton Hillis smells like a steak.
Well, this all makes sense considering the Browns will run him until his knees turn into a paste, thus leaving him unable to get around without a Walker.
That video deserves a generous 10% tip.
So do we blame this video on the Madden Curse?
The post title has more promise than the video has awesomeness. He acts like the fucking Star Wars kid.
Even with a name like Peyton Hillis, I think even HE might be too white for this.
Peyton Hillis is a squirrel-squashin’ deer-smackin’ rushing machine.
He just moved down a whole round in my fantasy football rankings. On a positive note, Plaxico Burress and James Harrison approve of this video.
Howie Long wants to have a measurement challenge. God, I hope it’s just truck beds.
What, no footage of Hillis pulling his truck around Arkansas?
I demand satisfaction, but I will not honk.
A long time ago, the Cuyahoga River was set on fire. In other words, unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
This is why I support the Republican effort to roll back environmental protections. I want to see rivers so polluted they catch on fire again.
What did I just witness? Was he jumping around like a TIXAS sized re-tard? Holee sheeit I’m glad I didn’t draft THAT GUY this season.
“Was he jumping around like a TIXAS sized re-tard?”
More like a Kansas City faggot, in my opinion.
He dances like the Simpsons’ worst kid…you know, the one who was lip-syncing on SNL…
Why is he a Texas cowboy? Because he played for Arkansas in college or because he plays for Cleveland now?
Yep. That’s pretty weird.
Not in the fun way, either. Just sort of strange.
Canyonero Song + 2010 Hillis highlights =fun, original, awesome.
Whatever that shit = Embarrassed I drafted him (it was the 5th Round!)
He’s an Ohio cowboy. Driving great herds of bitterness across the Buckeye state for the big round-up. HUT HUT, HEYAAAHHH!
So you’re saying he’s the Herdsman?
/anxiously checks to see when “The League” returns
People gotta eat…
So I see the Madden curse taking effect when Chuck Norris vaporizes Hillis with his own spit for even trying to associate himself with ‘The Great One’.
I know, I know about ‘The Great One’: the truth is that Gretzky is Chuck Norris in disguise when he wants a relaxing day off.
Today is one hell of a great day to be a white man.
Pretty sure every day should feel like that. If it doesn’t, you’re doing it wrong.