Peyton Manning: Elite Marijuana Product

09.12.13 4 years ago 36 Comments


Peyton Manning is so hood in Colorado, you guys. Last year, it was revealed that his jersey has gang affiliations in the state. Now we discover that Peyton has a strain of weed named for him. That it’s a sativa-indica blend is a little tough. Pey-Pey doesn’t want anything that would put him to sleep during marathon film study, though it might make the coverage th Ravens used against him in Week 1 extra funny. Don’t worry about games. He wouldn’t smoke before games. That’s more of a running back thing.

Another benefit of making weed legal: you know as soon as reputable businesses start selling it, Peyton is going to be a weed spokesman on commercials.


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