Peyton Manning: Elite Marijuana Product

By: 09.12.13  •  36 Comments

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Peyton Manning is so hood in Colorado, you guys. Last year, it was revealed that his jersey has gang affiliations in the state. Now we discover that Peyton has a strain of weed named for him. That it’s a sativa-indica blend is a little tough. Pey-Pey doesn’t want anything that would put him to sleep during marathon film study, though it might make the coverage th Ravens used against him in Week 1 extra funny. Don’t worry about games. He wouldn’t smoke before games. That’s more of a running back thing.

Another benefit of making weed legal: you know as soon as reputable businesses start selling it, Peyton is going to be a weed spokesman on commercials.

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