He’s a winner and a fashion icon, you guys. And an aspiring cowboy.
I’ll see myself out.
“BOBO, Boo Onnee Bive Once!” – Shannon Share
*Sharpe, damn phone.
Rivers and Charlie Whitehurst need a buddy cop show on TNT. “Laserface and the Beard”. Go Wolfpack.
Clipboard Jesus and the True Believer
That’s a great look in the Little Texas section of San Diego.
And it looks like Prime Time got himself another cheerleader calendar.
I bet brokeback mountain just infuriated him
GAY QUEERS? HUH? WUT? HUH?
He did a good job winning the game and all, but 166 yards and 2 tds isn’t going to help win me my playoff game this week. The grinders from Strongest of Taeks are gonna have to step up their game and crush those sissies from Fat Polamalus.
No wonder his wife keeps getting pregnant…how could you deny that raw sex appeal? I’m pregnant just from looking at him.
“No, honey. Tonight you should leave the Bolo and boots ON!”
“WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD TALK? HUH? IT DOESN’T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT WOMEN BEING ABLE TO TALK IN THE BIBLE”
You WILL be taking care of that pregnancy before the SuperOrgy, right?
I checked fares last night. Flights are $287 round trip. It will be considerably cheaper if I can convince Old School Zero to drive out there with me. We could make the drive in 17 hours if we don’t stop for food or drugs.
BBR2: You know, pregnant chicks have elevated hormone levels that make them rather randy. And these flights you speak of…so…you know where I live? you see me when I’m sleeping? and there’s always time for food n’ drugs.
I don’t know exactly where you live, but you’ve made comments into the past that made it appear that your home is a hell of a lot closer to Cincinnati than it is to where OSZ and I live.
Have to be careful with drugs on road trips. You never know when you’ll start seeing bats in broad daylight.
Very attentive you are.
“We can’t stop here, this is bat country!” – Hunter S. Thompson
“No point telling him about these bats,” I thought. “He’ll bee seeing them soon enough.”
I bet he owns his own mechanical bull.
I’m pretty versed in sex toys but haven’t seen that one yet.
If this doesn’t land him Meast this week…I’LL GO TO BLEACHER REPORT OR SHUTDOWN CORNER YOU FUCKERS!!!
Fuckin’ Snakeskin Bronco Asskickers. Unless Jared Allen skins a bear* live in the pre-game show and wears it out on the field, no one will top this fashion accomplishment in football.
Uh god you’re taking my skin??? Doooooooooooooon’t Caaaaaaaaaaaaaare
If he had a giant turquoise and gold belt buckle, the ensemble would be complete…. ly fucking terrible.
I’m guessing he’s wearing a fine musk of Marlboro and Cow Pussy.
JOHN WAYNE WAS A FUCKING PUSSY!
All Marmalard needs is Eddie Murphy to show up so they could hop in his sky blue Cadillac to search for Ganz, Luther, Billy Bear and the $500,000.
Fuck aaannnndddd YES!
The way Mariucci is mugging and Warner talking to Marmalard makes it look like the most homosexual threesome this side of Mars.
“HUH? WHAT? HUH? MARS ISN’T IN THE BIBLE AND NEITHER ARE GAYS! FUCK YOU!”
He killed those snakes with the power of the Blessed Mother.
Good ol’ “Marmalade”
Look out, Mooch. Laserface is going brokeback.
WHAT? HUH? WHAT? THE SNAKES THAT DIED TO MAKE THESE BOOTS WERE HEATHENS! THE BIBLE SAYS SO!