While Ben Roethlisberger is busy downloading the new Call of Duty map pack in between public bathroom rapes, Drew Brees is actually hanging out with Marines in Djibouti, killing pirates with his smile and telling the locals it’s cool that they named their country something that sounds funny to Americans. He knows it’s really super meaningful in their language and would never belittle it for a cheap laugh.
Praise Breesus and Pass the Ammunition
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Zach Johnston 12.14.17 10 hours ago