We’re not sure if or when Mike Florio will feel the need to update this post, but we definitely enjoy the present incarnation.
Joke about mailing it in.
oh noes! shoulda drafted Maualuga
Good thing they drafted Timmons two years ago then
/makes dick joke… walks away
7th Son of a 7th Son
/cranks Iron Maiden, makes devil sign
+ number, insert name
Fifth column, you seditious bastards.
About 5 seconds.
Sweet! The Colts’ll take him!
This is actually pretty cool news.
/ dick joke
Pro Football Talk is
Hardly worthy of your time.
What a lame haiku.
Peter King lampoon
Third paragraph. Lofty paragraph.
Unpunctuated snide comment
this is why the interwebs can’t be trusted as a real source of information. buzz bissinger says go get a real job.
/continues reading dying/dead newspaper.
Third paragraph. True story.
FIRST! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
What? Huh? What? Fuck you!
second verse, same as the first
Overlong comment about something besides football. +1 to another commenter TBD.
“Damn I forgot to use my TWO paragraph template for that story”
/lashes self twice
At least he managed to work a plug into his next media outlet. Thank god for that.
Homophobic anti-Steelers comment.
Prickly response from Yuletide Simian.
Non-football-related link to a wikipedia page.
Florio is PK’s love child.
Don’t you just love the way he refers to himself in the plural? Arrogant gits.
not to ruin the joke, but florio routinely jokes about requiring three paragraphs at least in his posts, and when he can’t come up with a 3rd, he’ll just write stuff like that.
i still appreciate the awesomeness of “third comment, lofty comment” however.
This needs a “tag” tag
Great, every time the Steelers cut a linebacker his replacement ends up going to the Pro Bowl. Just what we need another Steeler LB for everyone to talk about all season.