What would Memorial Day be without Vince Wilfork getting down to Lil’ Troy’s “Wanna Be a Baller” while cooking a tower of meat? Still pretty great, but now it’s even better. I hope his spray bottle makes it to Canton.
I find his technique to be lacking.
Hey, it’s still better than Albert Haynesworth’s “collapse on the ground and hope the sun cooks the meat” strategy.
@Lord of the Buttfumble Well done. Unlike Albert’s meat.
If that spray bottle doesn’t have apple juice in it we’ve got another problem.
Hell with juice. I go with cider vinegar with worcestershire.
But without the sugar you don’t get your Maillard Reaction.
Ah needs mah crust!
Sugar isn’t always necessary for good bark. A lot of Texas beef rubs don’t use any sugar either in the rub or the mop/spritz.
I’m not one to hold offensive lineman to Jerry Rice-level dance skills. But it mostly looks like he needs to go to the bathroom.
Why is he called “Wilfork” when I doubt he’s used anything but his hands and a feeding trough since he hit puberty?
Honest question – is that a converted tool chest? Or is this a common cooking apparatus?
That’s just a vertical smoker.
I like how he goes in with the tongs, and then says fuck it, and just uses his other hand too.
I took note of that as well. The man is not letting simple hygiene stand in the way of getting his ribs on the table 6 seconds sooner.
but WHAT is in the spray bottle?!?
Shortly after the video stopped rolling Vince tried to execute a spin move on the beat and blew out his other Achilles tendon.
I was wondering why his rehab regimen included smoking his own shank…
No offence but where is the 2 liter of grape soda?
How does he not have a sweat towel as well, I feel that’s completely missing from the entire outfit.