Adderall has been the trendy banned substance to get suspended for this NFL season. Browns corner Joe Haden and Patriots corner Aqib Talib already got Ginger Hammered for testing positive for Adderall. Now it appears that Seahawks corners Richard Sherman and Brandon Browner are next in line. Of course, I have no idea what actual benefit players get from taking it, but if this video from the topically insane folks at Next Media Animation is any indication, giant Adderall pills turn you into your team’s mascot. Not sure if that really would have helped Haden all that much.
In addition to being really timely (this story just broke yesterday) the video also crams in a reference to Jerramy Stevens fighting with Hope Solo. Sure, Stevens hasn’t played for Seattle in six years, but who doesn’t appreciate shoehorned scenes of domestic violence? A lot of people? Well, excuse Taiwan then, Sensitive Sallies.