Earlier today, Sage Rosenfels tweeted this mystical, threatening message:
Hearing a crazy #NFL rumor. If/when confirmed, it hugely affect two franchises.
— Sage Rosenfels (@SageRosenfels18) August 13, 2014
Now, far be it for us to make any judgements about Sage’s journalistic capabilities, and the fact that tweeting something like this is the equivalent of whispering to a friend and then announcing to the room “THIS IS A SECRET. I’M NOT TELLING”. We’d never say that. We’re a classy website. Instead, let’s speculate aimlessly on what this tweet could mean. Here are you Sage Rosenfels Tweet Betting Odds 2K14.
-Something that’s actually pretty mundane and won’t affect anything at all at 1:1
-Something that’s legitimately earth-shattering, but is immediately disproven at 1:1
-Wolfman Rob involved in some way at 4:1
-Johnny Manziel involved in some way at 5:1
-Michael Sam involved in some way at 10:1
-All three involved in some way (it’s an orgy. An orgy is the way all three are involved) at 20:1
-Grossman forced a trade to Miami because he fathered three kids during his tryout at 2:1
-Drew Brees and Peyton Manning named as accomplices in the Aaron Hernandez case at 200:1
-Jerry Jones accidentally loses the entire state of Texas in a game of high-stakes bacarrat with the Sultan of Brunei at 15:1
-The Raiders actually are moving to San Antonio. Chargers go to LA at 400:1
-The Redskins change name to the Washington Other Giants and the New York changes name to the Original Giants at 120:1
-(via @books_not_wooks) The Manning brothers have been make believe this entire time at 500:1
It’s funny, because every single scenario listed here is more plausible than the rumor circulating currently, that the Texans are considering trading Andre Johnson for Ryan Mallett. Truth is stranger than fiction.