SAN FRANCISCO — It seems as though a peaceful solution to the ongoing crisis along the Pacific strip is becoming more and more unfeasible. After a relative calm, Sportress of Blogitude reports that a Seahawks fan took it upon himself to reignite regional tensions, this time in at Levi’s Stadium. The situation has been dire for fans of the San Francisco 49ers, having been pushed out of their neighborhoods by venture capitalist settlements and taxed millions for a stadium that is still unfit for play. Taking advantage of the situation, one Seahawks fan took it upon himself to re-enact the 49ers’ failed airstrike that cost them the NFC championship. The lone guerilla warrior’s psychological warfare tactics in recreating “The Tip” with a mannequin at Levi’s Stadium is the latest in a long string of offensives amongst these two. Reached for comment, Roger Goodell has come out in staunch support of a one-team solution.